Made this a while back. . . Tape it to your fridge ! I know they may not apply to all people, but they've kept my man VERY happy for almost 5 years now. 1. COOK, COOK, COOK!! If you don't know how, LEARN. Nothing better than a full course, home-cooked meal. There is a thing called recipes, it's not that hard. You only need to learn how to read and follow directions. 2. Surprise your man with a cold six pack of beer on the way home from work. THE MAN IS THIRSTY! 3. Stop nagging the fuck out him. Don't ask, "Will you love me forever". If you shut up, maybe he will love you forever. 4. DEEP THROAT DEEP THROAT DEEP THROAT! Ladies, if you can't do it, here's a tip. Tell him to skullfuck you. That way, you can't say no to the deepthroat. 5. Don't talk about past relationships. Like he really wants to know who's slimy cock was inside your vagina before his was. 6. Have anal sex AT LEAST once a month. Stop being such a pussy and take it. Gays do it on a daily basis, you can too. Its so warm and cozy for his Johnson, its a necessity in a long-lasting relationship. Some tips on taking anal sex like a champ: ~ Have him pull your hair really hard while he's throwing it in you, it takes away the pain from the other area. Also some good lube is a must, if you are not a squirter I don't need that stuff anymore ~ Do it in the shower first. Little bit of mild soap works as a great lube too. Bend over and lock your knees bitch! I also have a "how to get your girlfriend to have anal" video for all you guys that are missing out. 7. Give him a full body massage. Make sure you lube him up with massage oil, its sensual and it's cool how his penis gets hard while he's lying on his stomach while you're straddling him. 8. Have words with your man not paragraphs. Do you really think he's listening to it all? Save your breath and shut the hell up. 9. Be aggressive! Play bloody knuckles with his friends, drink as much as he does when you go out, slap him around in bed and tell him to choke you. 10. Get his dick wet and jack him off while his balls are in your mouth. I made a ten ways to keep your woman happy but i lost it!! time to make a new one!