Lower Testostone Levels..

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  1. A Cow

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    not sure if this is the right place or not but here it goes..

    im kinda.. self diagnosing myself with extremely high testosterone levels ( like.. steroid high )

    now im sure some of you are like "shit dude.. be fucking happy" well it sucks..

    anways.. as for short heres why..
    i snap like any male animal ( throw a rage where i literly want to pummle the person closest to me )
    i have terrible acne on my chest and back ( as some steroids do )
    my sex drive is off the charts.. even for a while when i was dating 2 girls and litery they both put out at extreme levels.. i wasn't ever satisifed..
    even with very little working out i gain muscle like a mofo.. ( going from hard to live 50lbs after surgery to easly living 300lb kegs of beer within a month of bartending? )

    list goes on.. but yea..

    the question is does anyone know a way to safly lower my levels.. ( foods etc )
    and no i don't eat oosyers.. don't need em..
    i stay away from uncooked meats.. ( its breaks down when cooked right? )
    i eat fairly healthy as much as I can.

    so yea.. help would be great thanks..
    *flame jacket.. ON* but no this is serious.. i would go to my doc but what im i going to say..
    "i got a sex drive like a rabit, i gain muscle like a ox.. stop it now!"?

    and FYI: it sucks for going on dates.. i want to actuly make a relationship with someone but i hoesntly have had 2 dates with anyone where i havn't fucked them on the second.. ( all started round.. 10 or 11.. voice had droped by 12ish )

    yes i know this post is probably all over the charts.. maby if someone could understand it well enuff to rewrite it that would be great.. im all over the charts.. ( il try and revise it tomorrow at school.. just want to get it out while i think of it )
     
  2. TZ

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    pics of you?


    you can lift 300lb kegs of beer? thats pretty good... how high?
     
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    Congratulations on being a douchebag.

    GUYS MY DICK IS JUST TOO BIG, HELP.
     
  4. A Cow

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    and.. dono never really tried.. but i do drop them ontop of each other so.. say 3ft up? ( at least.. im normaly in a rush )

    ( pinner but ripped )

    btw..
    Rick fuck off..

    do you know how fucking hard it is to try and take a girl on a date when the only thing you can think of is getting some? it fucking sucks man.. i have litery canceld dates with amazing girls because of it.. i literly have a hard time sitting next to a girl having dinner etc.. thats how fucked up my sexdrive is..
     
  5. TZ

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    wife beater or the really skinny dude? :rofl:
     
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  7. RollinDollos

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    Yeah Guys I wish my cock wasn't 10 inches and i really wish i didn't drive this Lambo because i cant take a bitch home without her attempting to suck my dick from the passenger seat. Is there a hotline or something i can dial?

    I really need help.
     
  8. RollinDollos

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Jesus your a fucking skinny faggot.
     
  9. Skeletor

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    serious answer:


    learn to not be a dick to people, enjoy your sex drive (when i've been regular with chicks i could get laid two or three times in a day... and i guarantee I'd go beat off at some point between, before, or after... then again I'm only 20), and enjoy your supposed strength, which I highly doubt is actual since you claim not to train... i've always heard that high test won't build big muscles unless you train and eaet properly to go along with it... picking up a 300lb keg doesn't seem like something anyone could do without trianing. maybe you have the weight wrong.
     
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    skinny pinner guy :p yet some how im stronger than the really ripped guy
     
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    only 20 here to..

    and yea.. i wish with a steady chick for a while.. ( more of a fuck buddie it hink we agreed )
    we would go 8 or 9 times a day.. ( 8 or 9 = between 1 and 2 times each time.. )

    also not nessarly a dick to people.. i try and be nice.. i just.. snap.. like.. say i break something.. or my computer screws up like it did today ) i prety much.. see red.. and it takes me 15 - 20mins to cool down
     
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    lifting a 300lb keg would be pretty damn impressive for an untrained individual, IMO ..theyre kinda awkward
     
  13. A Cow

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    grab and lift..

    when i was 15 i was lifting CO2 tubes.. up stairs.. and yea.. ive always been this skiny.. so i dono.. it sucks..

    ( i also have no ass... i can't wear jeans without looking like a geek and pulling the belt super tight )

    anways i must sleep now.. else il be screwd in the morning when 6am rolls around.. thanks.. for the advice il check in lator tomorrow
     
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    no offense, but i dont think you have super high test.

    you dont have any muscles :dunno:

    if you can really lift those 300lb kegs, ..id be really impressed :bigthumb:

    thatd be freaky for your size :eek4:
     
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    How the fuck did I miss this thread.


    :rofl:

    Youre just a natural Weightliver.
     
  16. RICK RO$$

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    SHIT BRO DON'T KICK MY ASS
     
  17. Anabolic Pop-Tarts

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    Can we archive this? Very nice work in here at either trolling or unintentional huor.
     
  18. RICK RO$$

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    I hear getting pozzed can lower your testosterone levels you should try that.
     
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    Welcome to the wonderful world of being a man. :rofl: I think that is every normal straight guy.
     
  20. RICK RO$$

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    Also start taking female birth control pills.
     
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    I am so fuckin aware right now, Im leaking pre.
     
  22. Anabolic Pop-Tarts

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    As opposed to male birth control pills?
























    :mamoru:



    Sorry. Couldn't resist.


    :love:
     
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    that would be funny, except there IS a male birth control pill and it would be the opposite of what this guys supposedly needs, more test :p
     
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    aww, our little A Cow is finally growing up. are you finally seeing bushes grow around your man stump?

    seriously, can't say I've seen many people who look like twigs yet "gain muscle like a mofo"
     
  25. Anabolic Pop-Tarts

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    What kind of black magic voodoo shit is this.
     
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