Looks like i got me a new fuck buddy

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  1. crunchy_black

    crunchy_black OT Supporter

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    My other one moved interstate only 3 weeks ago.. awesome timing. :bigthumb:


    Anyway, she is like Asian, 47 kilo, works out.. very short.


    I've always gone after fat/taller/ bigger chicks.

    Yeah, so im pounding away and i then realised i feel like a pedo cause this girl is so small :rofl:

    Ah well, i'm sure ill get used to it :mamoru:
     
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    jones21 Uranium Member

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    cool story
     
  3. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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  4. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it... and then you have to tame it. Keep it happy, care for it, feed it... lovingly, like an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving
     
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    hmmm, or i'll travel to asia where theres lots of little women to pound
     
  6. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    go to asia. dont bother learning the language, though, because it's too hard. just grow a beard and go over there, and people will throw money and sex at you, because the ability to grow facial hair makes you a god.

    however

    there arent any women in asia, because the female babies are inferior (hense the "fe") and are therefore slaughtered. the survivors are bought by English men as mail-order brides.

    so here's what i actually suggest that you do. i suggest that you take a vacation, say, 3 months from posting on OT. in fact, fuck that. make an AE for those 3 or 9 months. and when you're done being weird in a different way, then you can come back to this thread, resurrect it, because we would have all forgotten about you, and then you can make up a story about how people threw money and sex at you because of your beard and white-man testicles.
     
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  9. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    That's nice, but this has no point in this forum.
     
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