Looking for a Protein blend for CUMHOGS....

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  1. Patrick Bateman

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    one of my slampigs asked me to help her find a protein shake vanilla or chocolate she can drink in mornings and post workout, minimal carbs, she just wants to get in shape and the typical "toned" bullshit. Fucking slut.

    anyways shes picky with taste so someone give me a good tasting one
     
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    my mom drinks carnation shit and she's quite the sporting cumhog.

    Infact I saw her downing one between the father/son bukkake last night, man what a fucking champ.


    But seriously, tell her to mix vanilla whey with orange metamucil
     
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    Syntrax nectar tastes amazing.
     
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    ON chocolate....or cum in her mouth...
     
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    is it for slampigs?
     
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    SHES GOING TO GET BULKY AND JACKED!!!111 SHE DOESNT WANT THAT!!111one1112two!!11three.
     
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    the ON or the jizz? what a dumb cunt, one scoop of ON chocolate is like 24g protien, 1.5g fat and about 3g carbs. How low carb does she want?
     
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    Haha. Well it's not fortified with extra estrogen or anything:rofl:



    I'd probably say it's the best tasting protein I've ever had by far. It's just too fuckin expensive for me to ever buy it.
     
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    I don't have anything useful to offer in this post except that CUMHOG and SLAMPIG are two amazing terms that I will now overuse in the presence of men and trashy women.
     
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    Isopure
     
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    isopure i would imagine
     
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    isopure if she wants to shell out the $$
     
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    ON tastes pretty damn good IMO
     
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    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    ON is so bland in water
     
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    exaclty...its easy to chug...
     
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    Syntrax is good
     
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    IDS Banana, Chocolate or Vanilla. They blow ON away as far as taste goes IMO.
     
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    i just suggested this filthy slampig some isopure or Designer Whey "Aria" because it has feminine colors on the label and i wont have to hear anymore shit from her other than her choking on my cock and the gag noises.
     
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    BSN syntha 6 cookies and cream is money. My girlfriend loves the shit and she dosent really like chocolate or vanilla in any brand.
     
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    cumhogs and slampigs?

    Something tells me you have an obsession with barnyard animals. :hsugh:
     
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    retorq What up bitch??

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    The ON Mochachinno tastes like a Starbucks coffee drink ...
     
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    chocolate is the only one i like in water.
     
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    word my girl sips syntha or slams those IDS protein shots
     
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    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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    i used a serving of my brother's ON chocolate cause i was waiting for mine in the mail and it was so blahhh compared to mine
     
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