LOL @ my girlfriends "gym" description

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  1. deuceforty

    deuceforty between rupture and rapture

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    i have no idea what the fuck she is talking about..



    me:woah wait, what kind of gym is this?

    her:it's not a big gym silly. it's like the size of 3/4 dorm rooms at my old apt. with basic weight machines, elliptical things, treadmills etc.

    me:wtf thats not a gym... where are the weights?

    her:in the gym.. they have free weights, arm machine thingies (2 of em) bar thingie, leg thingie, i wish i knew the names of these thingies.

    me:................ define free weights?

    her:they have the bar thingie and weights for those (not sure how high they go but there are a bunch of huge guys in there in a lot) and then the weights that you just hold without the bar thingie. not sure the max on those either..
    oh, and they have those cool big ol balls that ppl roll around on.

    me:i have no idea what the fuck you are talking about


    :bowrofl:
     
  2. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Punch her in the cunt.
     
  3. deuceforty

    deuceforty between rupture and rapture

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    i have actually done this before
     
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  5. deuceforty

    deuceforty between rupture and rapture

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    kristaliah New Member

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    your gf sounds like an idiot. dump her.
     
  7. deuceforty

    deuceforty between rupture and rapture

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    ive been thinking about it lately actually

    she doesnt put out
     
  8. forum95

    forum95 Come see bout us OT Supporter

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    abort
     
  9. awdboost

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    Def dump lol:rofl:
     
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    awdboost New Member

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    I go thru the same thing with my girl friend when she is explain what she did in the mandatory weight room session for basketball practice

    She says thingy about 100x
     
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    GTLifter Banned

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    put out or get out
     
  12. igo4bmx

    igo4bmx WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FU OT Supporter

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    she sounds azn based on "thingies"
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    God if the sex has died and you aren't even married yet, GTFO.

    Or put some jungle warfare in her drink. :mamoru:
     
  14. Hood Moses

    Hood Moses I part the Black Seas...

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    TracerBullet Active Member

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    So far I have deciphered that they have a bar, plates for the bar, and dumbells. :noes:
     
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    holy stupid gf, batman.
     
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    Chewbs Swollen Member

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    all I could get from that is they have swiss balls
     
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    You know your still in highschool when you can read that and actually understand her.
     
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    cura New Member

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    :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: oh. gawd! i was lol'ing the whole time...."abort" LOL!!!
     
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    Might as well dump her. These "huge" (probably black) brollies have been fucking her white ass for days. Hence the reason shes never in the mood for your little wang. :dunno: just a theory.
     
  22. AznFreeballiN

    AznFreeballiN mangekyo sharingan

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    deuceforty between rupture and rapture

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    sounds like a plan
     
  24. evolude

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    damn no pix yet in this thread :squint:
     
  25. Memor

    Memor Active Member

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    how has the thread made it this far without pics of the gf


    pics?
     
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