FRK LOL: "31 Very Bad Masturbation Ideas"

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  1. BaneBoi

    BaneBoi ƒł٤şħ Ąđđίçŧ

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    Found a few of these pretty funny, and thought I'd share:

    http://www.collegesexadvice.com/masturbation-mistakes.shtml

     
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    :rofl: holy shit, how can so many people be so fucking stupid
     
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  5. bigman7903

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    i want to think i would never be so dumb as to do some of these things, but then again, its amazing what hormones will do to a person
     
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    I wonder how many of these are fake :o
     
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    this hurt me. bagdly.

    not even funny to read, just painful :hs:
     
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    lolz. hilarious
     
  9. Eris

    Eris Yes please

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    zOMG I can't stop laughing
     
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    IBiburnedhercooterwithmeltedbutter
     
  11. 88rover

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    Why would you ever want to do anything so mean to your penis!!! What has it ever done to you. I can't believe how stupid some people are.
     
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    Ahhahahahaha! :rofl:

    The bicycle pump sounds like something I would do when I was young and naive and curious all at the same time.... and if I were a guy :mamoru:

    and the pen cap one... if you wanna do something like that, just use the back end of the pen... without the cap :rofl: And it's true... once you past the sphincter, the anus just seems to suck anything you shove up there and SWALLOW.
     
  13. KiddX

    KiddX Tigth as Piston In Ferrari Engine!

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    I use shampoo all the time :dunno:
     
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    In the shower is ALOT different than not in the shower. Outside of the shower, undiluted shampoo will dry your skin out, in the shower, the ammount of water prevents that.
     
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    seriously, the curling iron one is either fake... or its not funny.

    how the hell do you masturbate with a curling iron and not realize that its plugged in?
     
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    and why would you stick a barbie shoe in your cooter?
    what pleasure could you possibly get from that?
     
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    Wow... it really is amazing how stupid some people can be.
     
  18. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    :rofl: some of these are too ridiculous to even be true
     
  19. Arsenal4rs

    Arsenal4rs BEES!!! MUTHERFUCKIN BEES!!!

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    I couldnt even make it halfway thru that list... everything I read made me wince and shiver...:ughwerd:
     

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