My gf and can't get time together during the weekday - and only 1/2 the weekend. I get home late enough on the weekdays that she's sleepy and half-conscious ... enough to smile weakly and turn over. The only way to get her up ... is to get her off. Then she cuddles a little and passes out again. I feel like such a loser. Hi baby, let's sleep or fuck, see u tomorrow night. It's like a long-distance relationship with conjugal visits. I'm the dildo.