LGBT Locker room horror stories...(IP make sure u check this out)

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  1. Naturally Baked

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    SO, just went swimming for the first time in like 6 years (used to be a state champ O_O)....needless to say it was the hardest work out of my life since I am so out of shape right now. Well, while I was swimming it was just me and this other guy. He was in the jaccuzi and sauna and I was in the lap pool....I swim 3 laps, notice him looking at me...swim 3 more, notice him sitting up in the jaccuzi now staring at me :ugh:....swim 3 more, hes now just pacing in front of the pool watching me....:ugh::ugh::ugh:

    so finally I get out of the pool, and decide to dry off and head home. As I walk in the locker room, he doesnt follow me (im thinking, thank god). Right before I slip my board shorts off, he walks in, so I wait to pull em down. So he passes my row, and I think im in the clear....I slip em off, next thing I know, I see this fucking creeper staring at me in the mirror across from my row. Just blank face, staring......:wtc:


    worst experience of my life. Itd be hot if he was hot, but he was ugly...I shoulda let him suck my dick in the steam room anyways :o


    for reference this is what he looked like the rapist guy in sin city:

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    hahaha yes it was where you think it was :hs:
     
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    probably in! :naughty:

    might go to canada though
     
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    see my ignorant ass woulda just turned around and been like.."dude, I'd have let ya see it if you just asked...what's w/the physco shit...I really don't wanna have to kill you cause you wanna peep muh shit...."

    Then I would have proceeded to pee in his eye and shit in his mouth....then I woulda went home.
     
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    :coffeespew: That's hilarious! :rofl:
     
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    it's 6am here...i haven't gone to bed...wtf are you up early for... ewww
     
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    Great story, I liked how it was a horror story the whole way though until I "shoulda let him suck my dick in the steam room anyways". That made me :rofl:
     
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    Josey ftmfw :bowrofl:
     
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    lmfao that's fantastic I think I would have totally freaked
     
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    :cool:

    I always had fantasies about my younger teachers hahaha, one guy was 25 and fresh out of college teaching me math
     
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    steam room ftw?
     
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    ...my freshman year of high school, I let an older guy suck me off in the water-park locker room of Six Flags.

    He had a pretty good mouth.
     
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    im in!!
     
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    ill see what i can do... :cool:

    what time?
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :coolugh:
     
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    I just got back from playing disc golf with you know who :naughty:
     
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    yessssss
     
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    hahahaha...well we do live close! Im always in NV too
     

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