MIL LMFAO i am now a mortarman

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  1. DaRkPhAnToM

    DaRkPhAnToM FML OT Supporter

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    My unit came up with the great idea of switching me to a mortar platoon weeks before a deployment. i have no clue how to use them and as an E-5 will be leading men cluelessly. FUCKING RETARDED...
     
  2. aftershock-

    aftershock- rawr -.-

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    Hope its not you that people call when they are requesting rounds down range =)
     
  3. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Improvise, adapt, and overcome?
     
  4. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    drop, move, boom!
    hopefully you figure it out and everything goes well.
     
  5. Just play it by eye. If anyone asks what you're doing respond with, "I'M THE GODAMN MORTARMAN NOT YOU!".
     
  6. TRN

    TRN Well-Known Member

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    Mail me a mortar. :x:
     
  7. Fearan

    Fearan Guest

    Mortars aren't that hard to use. :hsugh:

    Just move your hands away, fast. :mamoru:
     
  8. weeeee

    weeeee norcaldrift.org

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    :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     

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