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  1. Bakushan

    Bakushan New Member

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    You wont believe this!

    http://www.chaoticperformance.com/Team.html

    Guy says,

    Best Time: 7.9 sec in ¼.
    MODS: I don’t think I have enough space in here to write everytin, I’ll try 2 keep it short.
    2.5L, Inline 6 motor. Forged pistons, headers with full exhaust system. Wider Throttle body, Fuel management system ( high flow injectors, high pressure fuel pump/ adjustable Fuel regulator ) electro supercharger 5 boost, Dinan ECU chip, rebuilt trany with a short Throw, and of course some juice, 2 stages of ZEX Nitrous, and NEVER ask me how much im sprayin, you’ll get 2 find out dat the hard way. polished /ported Heads, minimum slip Differential, weight reduction.


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  2. david_4x4

    david_4x4 New Member

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    I hope he's running the 2 big bottles.
     
  3. Donlanci

    Donlanci New Member

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    :eek3: holy danger to manifold batman
     
  4. AcidAngel_5.0

    AcidAngel_5.0 Pure 0wnage

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    more like 9.7 in the 1/8th
     
  5. Dragula

    Dragula I has a TV

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    Their 2nd in command has an essentially stock 2000 gt with 3.55 gears, "undercover pulleys" and 241 injectors running 8.2 1/4 mile. Maybe thats why my car doesn't run 8's, I only have 8 injectors.
     
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  7. Ronin

    Ronin Guest

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    these people need psychological help
     
  8. FlameRedXJ

    FlameRedXJ Professional Lurker!

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    Click on "OUR CARS" and go to the second page of pictures....:barf: NWS warning!
     
  9. 5secstrtcar

    5secstrtcar Spot you 10, give you the move and still hand you

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    i really doubt that beast would trap around 180
     
  10. 5secstrtcar

    5secstrtcar Spot you 10, give you the move and still hand you

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    Position : Crew Leader
    A little about me : I exist in a world beyond your world, whatever you fantasize, I do, I live a life where notin is beyond me. I am a drivin, unflinching, calculatin machine. I take wat I want, wen I want and disappear. Some peeps knows me as Bob Da bimmer dude, some others knows me by Acid, and some women call me OMG harder baby.
    Interests : Computers, programin & graphic design , fck wit other peeps online . Cars and racing, participating in car shows, Partying/clubbing, cruisin , and hosting weekly parties/barbecue for my crew, and having some good time.
    Favorite Music: Heavy Metal, Gothic, Techno
    Personality: Open minded, intellectual, don’t believe in impossibles, goofy.
    Turn on : Knows how to fckn Drive like a maniac without fckn up her/other cars, and a have some computers skills ( not just look up some porn sites and let finger tingi dig in ), in other words, racing cars and some hckin skills, along wit few more tings ( Privat J )
    Turn Off: Gold Diggers, Ho’s and bitches, sluts and skanks, stuck ups, ugly as a dog, ( No offense Mr. Dog ).
    My Ride : 1994 BMW M3, also known as Stacy,
    Best Time: 7.9 sec in ¼.
    MODS: I don’t think I have enough space in here to write everytin, I’ll try 2 keep it short.
    2.5L, Inline 6 motor. Forged pistons, headers with full exhaust system. Wider Throttle body, Fuel management system ( high flow injectors, high pressure fuel pump/ adjustable Fuel regulator ) electro supercharger 5 boost, Dinan ECU chip, rebuilt trany with a short Throw, and of course some juice, 2 stages of ZEX Nitrous, and NEVER ask me how much im sprayin, you’ll get 2 find out dat the hard way. polished /ported Heads, minimum slip Differential, weight reduction.
    Exterior : Dual Purge Nitrous kit ( Fast & furious style ) , Body kit, neon ground effect wit some strobes, Projector Xenon headlights, body graphics.
    Interior: sound system, customized panels, glow gages, 5”monster Tach. Customized Pentium 4 with wireless internet.
    Future MODS : Ready next couple of month: T3/T4 Garret turbo, my goal to be boosting somewhere between 15 to 20, exhaust Flame Thrower, finish installin the body and 2 tones paint same as now in addition to black from body trim and up, and some bad ass 17” wheels/slicks.
    Personal Commit: Take a number and stand in line like every1 else, u aint special.
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    Position: 2nd place in command
    Some people know me as da player, and some other knows as JP.
    A little about me: Im 20 yrs old, always been into cars since I was little.
    Interests: I like racing and pretty much anything that deals with cars, such as car shows, gathering . . . ect .
    Favorite Music : pretty much anything that has a good beat, techno, rap, rock.
    Personality : very open minded, easy going individual.
    Turn On : ????????
    My ride : 2000 Ford Mustang GT also known as the the black Peral.
    Best Time : 8.2sec in ¼ on street tiresMODS : Undercover Pulleys, KNN Filter, 241 fuel Injectors, and a new high performance T-45 5 speed transmission. New gears end 3.55, and a custom H-pipe w/full exhaust, Ultramarine blue calipers. Oh yeah, don’t forget my Nitto Drag radial tires, with custom powder coated
    Interior : DVD/900Watt Sound system, Custom ultra marine blue inside dash/door panels/trim, auto meter gauges with a 5” monster tach.
    Future MODS : Diablo Sport tuner, short throw shifter, and of course a little juice of NITROUS and some 3:73 gears with a 6 point roll cage, along with a fully Aggressive body kit, and Hellion Turbo kit or a Kenny belt Supercharger “ Blowzilla “ 1.71 kit 10lb boost.
    Personal Commit : If you’re not rolling with the CHAOTIC CREW, you better watch out, we’re not to be messed with.
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    Position : 3rd place in command .
    A little about me : im 20 yrs old, and im known as Chris.
    Interests : working on Cars , racing and watch my competitors disappearing in my rear view mirror, participating in car show/ Hot import nights, clubbing and partying.
    Favorite Music : Rap and Rock, favorites bands Godsmak, Big Tymers along with others.
    Turn on: I like a girls with a sense of humor , like to have some good time.
    My ride : 1993 Honda Civic hatch, known as the Gambler.
    MODS : Right now it’s stock with a D-15 with adjustable coil over shocks and full exhaust system, along with a cold air intake and some minor mods.
    Future MODS : Before the end of June, it will have : - B18 motor, with Crower cams and a T3/T4 Garret Turbo. Port polished heads and drop spindles and coilovers along with a full Greddy exhaust and Skonk 2 short throw and last but not least , Velocity tuned Digy back system, plus exterior works such as Carbon fiber spoon civic wing with some 17” Konig rims/Pirelly tires.
    Personal Commit : Hatchback boy with the silver Civic SI, YOU’RE ASS IS MINE, GET READY TO GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU, NO ONE FUCK WITH THE CHAOTIC CREW, we rule as we drive.
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    Position: Ass whipper
    A little about me : Im Joe, and I kick ass hehehe
    Favorite Music :R&B, Hip Hop, Rap and some Rock.
    Interests : Bodybuilding, weighting, yeah, im a muscled up guy, bring it on. I like cars, racing/car shows.
    Turn On : Independent petite and good ass body women, and beside that im Engaged to the most beautiful women I ever seen, I love you sweetheart with all my heart more than anything, that is true, I’m big muscled up guy, but I have a big heart too and it’s all yours.
    My Ride : 1998 Ford Mustang GT.
    MODS : Flowmaster Dumped, H-pipe, Intake, 4:11 gears, and Eibah Suspension Cobra R’s.
    Future MODS : Headers along with Cams, and wider throttle body and a supercharger.
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    A little about me : I’m Josh and I look slick everyday.
    Favorite Music : Rave, Alternative some Rap and Techno .
    Turn On : What turns me on a girl their personality and they got to have a nice exterior, PC term for is ASS.
    My Ride: Honda CRX SI
    MODS : Skonk Pulleys, Headers, Reactive exhaust and a cold air intake. Tenzor 17” Rims.
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    Position : Crew Graphic Designer.A little about me : im a professional Graphic Designer I enjoy learning and working on cars, and I do all the graphic for my team, and everyone knows as Robert the “ Indefactor “
    Favorite Music : Techno, Rock, country.
    Turn on : ??????
    My Ride
    : 2005 Hyundai Verna GT.
    MODS : High flow injectors, cold air intake N1 Exhaust System, Ported and polished heads, ported intake plenum. And a big Bore throttle body, Shark racing performance ECU.
    Interior : 2000 Watt sound system, 2000Watt Audio pipe Amp, 10” DVC sub, Eibach Pro Kit.Phantom Autometers ( Volt, A/F Ratio) Indiglo Gauges.
    Exterior : Ground effects, multi strobes.
    Personal Commit : My Car might not be fast but it will beat the shit outta yo mama’s CIVIC.
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    A lilted About me : chicks calls me OUHHH PAPI, or just Gerardo.
    Favorite Music : Rock, Hip Hop, Latin,
    Interests : Cars from racing to participate in car shows, partying/Clubbing and shooting some pool.
    My Ride : Big Ass 2003 Dodge Ram1500
    Turn On : ?????
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    Bryan
    A Little about me : none of your damn business
    Interests : Computers, programming, Partying/clubbing, racing/car shows, pool, cruising and having good time.
    My Ride : 2000 BMW Z3 Conv
    MODS : Dinan ECU Chip, short throw shifter, some majore tune ups.
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    Shannon
    Position : Eye Candy
    A Little about me : Im Known as Metal Boobs
    Favorite Music : Rock, Hip Hop, Techno, almost anytin
    Interests : Shooting pool, Racing, Sex, Partying/clubbing
    My Ride : 1983 Chevy Pick Truck
    MODS : a stroked 350 motor to a 383, and it will smoke ur ass, that simple.
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    Samy : COMIN SOON
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    A little about me : im known as ROM, ROM as rom, not as Read Only Memory. Favorite Music : Rap, Techno, and some Rock.
    Interests,: shooting pool, racing, car shows, partying/Clubbing.
    Turn on : Mostly her personality, cute face.
    My Ride: 2003 Mazda Protégé Turbo Edition.
    MODS: NKG Spark Plugs, Turbo Timer, and Greddy Electronic spec II B boost, and a aftermarket Coatless test pipe, along with a full exhaust system.
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    Terry COMIN SOON
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    James Camaro :
    A Little About Me: My name is James. I am 20. I have always been into cars since i was 5y/o. Making them go faster is a thrill for me.
    Intrests: Computers, Networking, Parties, Drinking, Working on cars.
    Favorite Music: Rock, Rap, Techno.
    Personality: Humorous, open minded, easy to get along with unless you double cross me.
    Turn Ons: Girls that can really drive.
    Turn Offs: Stuck up girls that are only out there for guys money, in other words GOLD DIGGERS J
    My Ride: 91 Camaro RS
    Best Time: N/A
    Mods: Toatlly rebuilt 305 bored 60 over. Forged aluminum pistons, Forged steel i beam rods, Holley 670 cfm throttle body, Helix Performance 3 inch throttle body spaceer, custom exhaust, High performance cam, Edelbrock Hi-Flow intake manifold, Upgradable Chip, Stock exhaust manifolds.
    Exterior: Stock
    Interior: Dual 12 inch Eternal Audiobahn Subwoofers, 2,300 watt Audiobahn Amplifier, Pioneer Headunit.
    Future MODS: 383 Stroker droped in, Hooker headers, New trainy, driveshaft, and rearend to handle all the power. And of course load it up with some spray, and if you don’t know what spray means, it means NITROUS you moran ! !
    Personal Comment: Sooner or later im going to pass you!
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    Steve COMIN SOON
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    A Little About Me : Well im Keven, and im really hard to miss.
    Intrests : Cars, racing/shows, pool, party, im up to anything that is fun
    Favorite Music :Rock, Rap, Oldies
    Turn Ons:: Mind blowing women with eyes J
    My Ride 93 Hatch civic
    Best Time: N/A
    Mods : Susp type R, F/R sweybars, Tien springs, tokico shocks, D15B motor mods with light weight flywheel ( 8 lb ) stage 3 clutch, along with some head work ( polished, ported )
    Future MODS :: T3/T4 turbo, strut bars, Recaro seats, Auto Gauges, aluminum Heads, fuel rail, air/feul management system.
    Personal Comment : You gotta a problem bring it on bish, otherwise fck off buatchhhh
     
  11. Junkie

    Junkie re-tarded OT Supporter

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  13. 91RS

    91RS If this flag offends you... you need a history les

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    Normally, I wouldn't waste the time with this web site since they can't make one that loads fast because they're too stupid to JPGs and/or pay for a real server instead of using a 486 on one of their parents internet connection, but I just wanted to see how bad they fucked up the 91 Camaro, and then there aren't even any pictures of it on there. :rl:
     

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