backstory - my buddy and I went to walmart two nights ago, and in the clearance section there is a box of cookies for sale. We were going to buy them until you realize that in tiny letters they have written "for canines" STORY--- Yesterday, I went back to walmart to get some basic essentials, and as always, I can't refuse to look at the clearance. So i'm standing there looking at some things and suddenly this gorgeous girl walks down the aisle. I'm telling myself to not blow this, so I need to think of something quick. So I grab the cookies and I see her smile......I hold them for a second and then go "awwww son of a bitch," she says "what?!" and I say "well look, these are for dogs." She started laughing at thought it was funny. It was a great ice breaker and a perfect opportunity. I then asked her what brought her to this "clearance" section and she said "well i'm really liking this bowl" and I said "that one!?" (it was just a blue bowl) and she said "yes there is a lot of things I could use it for." I said...... "you are lucky....this bowl was handcrafted in 1995 by the amazing aztec indians. Not only that, but you can tell by the brush strokes that it was also hand painted by a left hander." she couldn't keep a straight face, and this ensued to a 45 minute long conversation about everything about each other. It ended with me getting her number and her getting mine!