little story!!

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  1. God of Thunder

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    backstory - my buddy and I went to walmart two nights ago, and in the clearance section there is a box of cookies for sale. We were going to buy them until you realize that in tiny letters they have written "for canines"

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    Yesterday, I went back to walmart to get some basic essentials, and as always, I can't refuse to look at the clearance. So i'm standing there looking at some things and suddenly this gorgeous girl walks down the aisle. I'm telling myself to not blow this, so I need to think of something quick. So I grab the cookies and I see her smile......I hold them for a second and then go "awwww son of a bitch," she says "what?!" and I say "well look, these are for dogs." She started laughing at thought it was funny. It was a great ice breaker and a perfect opportunity.

    I then asked her what brought her to this "clearance" section and she said "well i'm really liking this bowl" and I said "that one!?" (it was just a blue bowl) and she said "yes there is a lot of things I could use it for." I said......

    "you are lucky....this bowl was handcrafted in 1995 by the amazing aztec indians. Not only that, but you can tell by the brush strokes that it was also hand painted by a left hander."

    she couldn't keep a straight face, and this ensued to a 45 minute long conversation about everything about each other. It ended with me getting her number and her getting mine!
     
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    I know it has little relevance here, but I just wanted to share it!
     
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    Good effort... pics of said girl later!

    I would have tried the same approch.

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    where do you come up with this :rofl::bowdown:
     
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    Begining art history class? Just being Johnny on the spot and going with the moment, sounds like it. Still awesome though. I didn't know that hot chick wents to Wal-Mart.
     
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    Le Target boutique > walmart
     
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    haha good job
     
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    :rofl: I would've given you my number too. Originality + silliness + confidence = hot
     
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    Good story :)
     
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    good job.
     
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    step 1 complete

    step 2 formulate date plan

    step 3 call with date invitation
     
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    step 4: find out if she is poz
     
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    twas a joke
     
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    got my first date for this sunday evening!!
     
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    I don't know......it just hit me. I remembered seeing some bowl on the antique road show, and I just decided to go with it.
     

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