SRS List hypocrisies about yourself

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  1. !m/_

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    I try to eat organic/local/sustainable, I take supplements every day, I drink Orgain every day but I smoke, binge drink and do drugs

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    I'm a somewhat recovering opiate addict (was clean but relapsed on suboxone) and I constantly bitch at my sister for being an addict and can't help but preach to friends and some of my teenage friends about how bad that shit is and how you should never try it or how you should stop right away and never touch it again. I also barely ever drink anymore because I'm afraid of the damage I caused to my liver from mixing alcohol and pills and yet I destroy my lungs by smoking a pack a day of cigarettes and smoking pot every day.

    Also, I hate dealing with cops and have no respect for the law and yet I'm a security guard. :mamoru:
     
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    i'm sorta anti-mac and I own an iphone
     
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    I'm pretty much an expert in fitness and nutrition yet I'm a fatass. I know how to lose weight and get in shape, but I'm lazy as fuck
     
  5. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    I am a jealous insecure bitch who won't let my husband watch porn but I am a member of OT where I see free porn all day and even post some of my own in the day.
     
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    I'm absolutely positive that you not letting him watch porn has stopped him :rofl:



    I cannot follow traffic laws to save my life (speeding, using my signals, etc.), but it drives me NUTS when I see other people doing the same thing
     
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    This used to be me, but I turned that around a while ago.

    I hate mac, but I own an iPod
     
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    How's that a hypocrasy?
     
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    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    I work really hard to minimize the hypocrisies in my life but they remain to this day.....some days more than others.

    For instance, I get very upset with loud people in restaurants. However, when I'm with my friends and having fun, I couldn't care less how loud we're being and frequently say, "Fuck em if they can't take a joke."
     
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    That's exactly how I am at restaurants. If I'm with family or on a date then other people being loud and obnoxious really pisses me off but when I'm with friends we constantly cause old people to get up and leave and irritate those at the tables around us with loudness, swearing, and crude jokes.
     
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    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    It has to a point. He used to own a porn folder when I met him, of which i am guessing he updated and reviewed it regularly, he now has no such thing. The only porn like things he watches are what's emailed to him in fwd's, what I show him on OT and what we watch on dvd. He has his own little porn star, he doesn't need anyone else :naughty:
     
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    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    There is a time and a place for everything. I agree with you. You should be able to tell the difference and not act like a twat in a restaurant and save it for at home with your mates, in private.
     
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    i am a walking hypocrisy. do as i say not as i do applies to me more than i care to admit. i have always been able to give great advice, but have never followed it for one second.:hs:
     
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    When I was in high school I had a rice burner car with a really loud stereo system.

    Now when I see guys like this I think "Oh, I bet you think you're in a fast car don't you hotrod? What a loser."

    The worst part is is that my ws6 Trans Am got repoed a couple of months back so I'm back driving the ricer car. I put the original quiet muffler back on and never turn my system up to where anyone can hear it, but I still get annoyed at seeing other people in ricers.
     
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    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    Why is that?
     
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    Oh yeah, I also tend to get annoyed by seeing obese people eating fast food, but I have to sit in a sauna for hours before an MMA fight weigh-in to drop water weight because I can't stay away from Taco Bell for any other time except for the week before a weigh in.

    I'm not overweight, but I eat like shit when I know what I should be eating. I'm sure that's the most common hypocrisy, but still annoying.
     
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    I tried very hard to think of "present" Hypocrisies, and couldn't think of many. I've worked very hard on them but the few that remain are that I have difficulty doing stretching activities and light upper body weights, as well as eating correctly -- when I've told others how crucial it is that they also do these things as apart of being healthy.

    The main character flaw I have is gossip. I don't do alot of it, but I do enough. I'll say "I hate gossip, yet occasionally I'll talk about someone. I know that I should be telling this person to their face how I feel, but sometimes I struggle with it." Although rare, it's something I'm working on. It's cowardly and disrespectful.
     
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    I tend to say that I'm not afraid to talk to a group of people but I'm terrified of giving presentations in classes.
     
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    I give useful/logical advice but never follow my own.
     
  20. !m/_

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    Why the fuck did this get moved to The Asylum?
     
  21. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    This.

    When I tell people how much I value their presence in my life I truly mean it and yet, I do not value my own.
     
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    Oh alright you didn't mention the second part before so I was a little confused.
     
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    I judge the most important person in my life yet we all have skeletons in the closet. I'm sorry for that
     
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    He still watches plenty of streaming porn. Unless you install a logger or you catch him, you probably will never find out.

    For me it's the driving thing. I bitch about old people being shitheads on the road, people who drive slow in the passing lane, not knowing what lane is the passing lane, not signaling, eating and talk on cell phone while driving, not staying a proper distance when it's snowing, faggot tailgaters in trucks, the list is endless. But if anyone else does these things, I get so pissed sometimes that I start to drive aggressively around them just to 'get back' at them and I become an asshole just like them.
     
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    NitrousX Go web Go!

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    i always complain about an incident where i was stabbed in the chest and beaten with pipes and having multiple guns pointed at me for hours, and anticipating my brothers friend chopping off my hand with a machete for 30 minutes+, but I never mention to people that a friend and I stole 70 dollars from his room- leading up to that event. :hsugh:
     

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