List "Breakup Lines" and Their "Translation"

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  1. Mugwump

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    Easy ones:


    "It's not you; it's me." = It's you; you're either too fat, too pathetic or both.

    "I'm not ready for a relationship right now." = With you.

    "I don't want to be tied down right now." = You're starting to get feelings, and I wanna fuck anything that moves.

    "We're at the same place we started years ago." = I either want commitment or to change you, and I'm not getting any of that. So I'm gonna try this on someone else.

    "There's no passion or romance anymore." = I'm a high maintenance drama queen / attention whore, and I want to live my life like a soap opera.

    "I think we need some time apart." = I wanna fuck your best friend.

    "I think we should see other people." = I'm already fucking your best friend.


    Your turn...
     
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    "I'm to busy for a relationship now"= There's other people id rather hang out with
     
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    haha. this is mine. works like a charm. :bigthumb:
     
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    "i'm sorta seeing someone" = i found somebody better than you. leave now.
     
  5. Mugwump

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    George Costanza technically owns that one. :o
     
  6. Mugwump

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    Or: I'm pretty good at gambling and I think I'll draw another card instead of settling for you.
     
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    Correction: that's: "I'm pretty good at gambling, and I feel a blackjack comming on. HIT ME!" :mamoru:
     
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    I'm busy = go away

    I have a boyfriend = go away

    Any excuses, basically, means "Go away" in my experience.
     
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    My favorite is the

    "I love you but I'm not in love with you"
     
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    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    Good thing all of yours are original. :ugh2:
     
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    * = "I have low interest level in you."




    And, believe it or not, sometimes it is your fault and doesn't just happen because she's a manhating bitch whore.
     
  12. Mugwump

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    What the fuck are you talking about?
     
  13. Mugwump

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    It's funny that you assume these to be breakup lines that only women use.

    Says something about your perspective. :mamoru:
     
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    I thought it said something about where you seem to be coming from most times :dunno:


    Anyway it's no surprise that most breakup lines are just euphemisms for "I don't care to see you anymore" whatever the reason for that might be... and whichever person might be saying it. Most people (who are not just mean, misanthropic/anti-social or psychopaths) try to soften the impact of statements they know will hurt someone's feelings.
     
  15. Mugwump

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    Excluding the passion one, all of those can be used by men.

    The problem with us guys though is that we don't care as much about the "breakup" because we're mostly in it for sex, so if prolonging an obnoxious relationship a little longer means a little bit more sex, so be it.
     
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    Funny you should single out "There's no passion or romance anymore," since of all of the lines here, that one is actually an honest and legitimate grievance of many, many women in relationships whose men have started to take them for granted and get lazy. A woman needs this stuff to stay attracted long-term, just like a man needs his woman to not gain 100lb in order to still see her as sexy. But you make it out to be a character flaw or a mental disorder instead of what it is: natural female response.

    Maybe I'm just taking your thread seriously when it's only meant to be joking... it sounds a little too angry to be only joking...

    As for not caring about much in a relationship besides the sex, speak for yourself :)
     

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