liquid egg whites and terrible gas

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  1. GTLifter

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    I was tired of eating eggs every morning and switching to drinking pastuerized egg whites instead. Gas is fucking terrible now. Any ideas? Should I start chewing gum before drinking my egg whites?
     
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    try digestive enzymes, brah.
     
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    mmm egg farts are the worst i feel bad for the people i work with for the day after thanksgiving ... deviled eggs
     
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    I feel bad for my gf every day. She is not a fan of the dutch oven.
     
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    :rofl:

    my ex used to tell me that would be immediate grounds for dumping, and not to try it.
     
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    :dunno: what to say. my farts are always paint peeling sick. Wife usually opens windows and sets a box fan up to clean the air.
     
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    Hood Moses I part the Black Seas...

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    Hood Moses I part the Black Seas...

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    gf hates mine, i told her if she is here for the long run she has to imbrace it. she is replaceable my farts are not.
     
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    Blade Time to swolercize

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    just wait, if she sticks around she'll be in the game. my wife NEVER farted/shitted around me until we were engaged. After that it was like the fucking bottom fell out.

    I remember the first time she farted around me. We were laying on the couch watching a movie and BOOMMFFFTTTTT. I was like :eek3:, wtf just happened, did i do that?!? She said oops :mamoru: I'm a little gassy. Now its like the battle of the horns in the morning. Such a classy lady I have :rofl:.
     
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    Nah dude I won't accept a girl farting around me period. Fuck that. I'm about feminity not farting.
     
  11. kilian

    kilian You've got quite a treasure there in that Horadric OT Supporter

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    I recall Mike telling me to mix in some natty pb with my oatmeal in the morning if I was going to be drinking the egg whites instead of cooking them. Not sure if that was for macros or to offset the effects of gas or whatever.

    I never have bad gas drinking them. :dunno:
     
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    awesome. :bowdown:

    flatulence has been the a joke since the dawn of time. it's documented as jokes in some of our earliest writings.

    They're funny when you're a kid. And they're funny when you're a grandpa.

    Ain't nothing wrong with that man. people try to be too proper
     
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    Mine went away once I started taking psylium husk w/every shake.
     
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    egg zachery. everyone farts, get over it
     
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    tried that and no change.

    will try. thanks.

    :werd:

    I deal with her shit so she can deal with mine. In this case it's bad gas and an elevated sex drive. :rofl:
     
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    reminds me of a story with my great grandfather who died a few years ago. we're at a family dinner and the guy starts smiling to himself, as he's sitting in his wheelchair. I see him from across the room and am like "what so funny, gramps?" he waves his hands in front of his nose as he continues to smile.

    i say to him 'Farts are still funny eh?'

    he mumbles out "till the day i die."


    r.i.p gramps.
     
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    I've had these egg white farts and they are fucking FOUL son. Like linger for a fucking HOUR type of foul.
     
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    yea man....they linger and fill her apartment...:rofl:
     
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    i've swapped desk chairs at work many times because the cushion is saturated with ass blasts. sitting down makes it shoot right back out of the cushion.
     
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    Lingering farts...:mamoru:


    I've got a fart-bank in my cushion at work. each time i sit down, the smell of dirty air wafts up to my face...and i'm like "wtf is that smell, i havent farted in an hour"
     
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    :bowdown:


    great that we both made similar posts at the same time
     
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    I've got a can of air freshener at work. Every time I blast I spray and pretend the trash can just stinks.
     
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    real smooth.
     
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    This thread is top-notch.
     
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