Liftin' weights and bangin' broads.

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  1. Bacchus

    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    i've got this friend....let's call him...Dionysius. Dion is trying to put on some weight. he's been eating lots, eating the right stuff and lifting weight.

    Now, He hasn't got laid since october, and he's recently made friends with a complete Nympho, who wants him to be his "Fucktoy"

    bad news for this guy?

    limit his visits with this friends to once a week?
     
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    knucks Active Member

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    YOU SIR ARE AN IDIOT IF YOU WILL BE PASSING PUSSY TO LIFT WEIGHTS
     
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    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    I've been snappin necks and cashin checks.
     
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    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    Sounds like you wanna cockblock him too man let him be so he can get his d wet. :ugh:
     
  5. Bacchus

    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    i never said it was me!

    The resemblance to the ancient gods is simply a coincidence.
     
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    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    This thread is retarded.
     
  7. Bacchus

    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    but this girl is a SERIOUS nympho.

    like, she was in councilling for sex addiction...

    dionysius is concerned it might be a problem if its 5+ hours a night multiple times a week
     
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    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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    What the fuck. Let the dude fuck, she'll get bored soon anyway.
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    i think it's a valid concern.

    3hours of vigorous sex = AT LEAST 350 calories burned doing cardio.
     
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    you're an idiot
     
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    knucks Active Member

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    so then you did cardio and got your heartrate up, what's the big deal?
     
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    retarded thread needs a hot bitch.

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    damnit don't be posting that shit man.
    i was making out with a bitch on saturday and then she straight up told me it was getting laid and peaced.

    i dont get her.
    i was sucking on her titties like 3 weeks back, then she disappeared, and i was just whatever and didnt give a fuck bout bitches, now she's "back" and im hornier than a motherfucker
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    350 calories burned when it's already becoming difficult enough to bulk

    i guess he could just eat more to offset?
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    bitches ain't but hoes and tricks.
     
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    Jesus christ, worrying about how many calories fucking burns and contemplating limiting how much sex you have b/c of that.

    F&N has hit a new low.

    Please, end yourself.
     
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    ever tried sticking your tongue in her child canal?
     
  18. Bacchus

    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    no worries ...just questions.

    it's all in good discussion. Ain't nothing wrong with that holmes.
     
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    Riiiiiiight.

    Please see last line of previous post.
     
  20. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    How did everyone skip over this? :eek3:

    Dude I'm gonna put one out to her tonite, holy FUCK.

    You have anymore??
     
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    naw bro. she'd get raped if i saw her.
     
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    dat ass...
     
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    my gfs ass is very similar :naughty:


    im going to punish her for not working out by making her grill me a ridiculous amount of chicken
     
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    lol I just noticed OP was gay :o
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    awww shit..
     
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