SRS Life is so fucking awesome sometimes...

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  1. Man Bear Pig

    Man Bear Pig Banned

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    My lab partner is an awesome person and I am attracted to her. Problem? I have a feeling she is a lesbian. Life is awesome. I have a habit of being attracted to girls which I cannot have. Just shoot me.
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Sooooo, you are just going on an assumption that she is gay?
     
  3. eljefedetonto

    eljefedetonto OT Supporter

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    uh that's a pretty strong assumption without any evidence given
     
  4. Darketernal

    Darketernal Watch: Aria The Origination =)

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    I still want to know what that avatar of yours represents :sad2: , I see it as a win win situation, if you ask her out and she says no, then at least you tried, and you can move on. If she says yes, then you've got a date. She might be BI, but if your not sure. Well you have No already, you might get yes, so id say just give it a shot, instead of shooting yourself.
     
  5. Turboegt

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    There's no such thing as a lesbian!

    If there was... They wouldn't play with Dildos.

    "Lesbians" are just women who are sick and tired of trying to communicate with crappy men.

    Trust me, I've brought several back from the "gay side"

    So.

    Stop pussy footing around. Pull out your inner caveman.

    And make this girl yours. Don't be a dick. Just don't be a doormat.

    Say what you mean, mean what you say, don't rehearse a damn thing.

    If she thinks you're cute. She's yours.

    If she doesn't hell, there's plenty more AWESOME women out there.
     
  6. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I know you are brand new and everything....but these forums are for serious people. You might want to buy a sub and stay in the main forum.
     
  7. Socrates

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    Not to sound like the guy above, but I can't tell you how many "lesbians" I have slept with. All right, actually I can, and it's 4. I hardly see that as a barrier anymore.

    However, none of that matters, because you have no idea whether or not she is a lesbian.

    That reminds me of my friend who goes to bars and every time he is interested in a girl, he will say "She probably has a boyfriend," or "She probably likes super tall guys," or some ridiculous excuse for him to be a coward.

    Do not assume to know anything!
     
  8. Socrates

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    And for God's sake, where was that guy taught how to structure sentences and paragraphs?
     
  9. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    what the fuck is you av?!? :rofl:

    Why don't you just ask her if she's gay?
     
  10. IHAMWETARDDID

    IHAMWETARDDID "We could make babies and accidental songs..."

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    Now I am wondering about the AV too. What makes you think she is gay?
     
  11. Turboegt

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    I gave that guy the best advice in this whole thread.

    mod edit: Show some love :hsnono:

    Oh, and to the Original poster...

    Wait to make a move until the last few days of class.

    Or else, it will be REALLY awkward working with a lab partner who rejected you. (If she rejects you that is)
     
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  12. MattThom01

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    why?

    it's only awkward if he makes a big deal of it. If he just says "hey, want to go grab a cup of coffee after class?", what's the worse that can happen? She says "No" or comes up with an excuse, he says "Alright, I'll see you in lab tomorrow" and goes on with his life like normal.

    It's perfectly OK to ask someone out if you don't know their sexual/relationship status. It's perfectly OK to get rejected, and by no means should a declined date invite radically affect your life.
     
  13. spectre

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    your avatar looks to be an amalgamation of various body parts, some of which are gross

    yes life is awesome, so why not go for it
     
  14. Ladybug

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    OP, no harm in asking, i've been asked it before and it's never turned me off the person asking. I have asked what made them think so though, so be prepared with an answer for that :)


    rest of thread
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    From personal experience...

    It gets awkward sometimes, not so much from my end, but from the other parties side.
     
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    Oh shit. :eek3: Are you trying to piss off the moderators?

    Anyway, you're full of shit. Women like dicks because they're women, that doesn't mean they like the men attached to them. By your logic, gay guys wouldn't like getting penetrated, but surprise! lots of them do.
     
  17. Man Bear Pig

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    She's not, and I didn't have to ask. I didn't want to ask, because it is awkward as fucking hell. "Hi, you a lez? No? Want to get some food with me?"
     
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    Try this. After lab is over, say "Hey, I'm going out for some lunch or a drink (depending on what time it is, etc), would you like to join me?"
     
  19. Man Bear Pig

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    No problem with that part, it was the part preceding that. Thankfully, I didn't have to ask.
     
  20. Turboegt

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    No I'm not. I speak from experience.

    Thank you for restating my point.

    Did I talk about gay men? No. Stop putting words in my mouth. I have no idea how to explain that phenomenon, and I really don't care to put any kind of thought into it.

    If some dude wants to stab some other dude in the butt. Go for it. I could care less.

    I will say however... That a lot of the "Gay men" I know. Will also have sex with women if it comes around their way. There are a few that wont, but I've seen it happen more than once.

    Anyways...mod edit: Before you come in the Asylum it reads... EMOTIONAL HIDE-OUT, so that means that personal attacks in saying stuff like 'shut your hole' is prohibited. I know your new, but take that stuff to the main forum.

    Back on topic.

    Did you ask her out yet or what?
     
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  21. biuealien

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    Hm, what gave you the impression that she was a lesbian to begin with? I don't mean to sound rude or make you sound like a pessimist but it seems as if you jumped to a negative conclusion rather quickly.

    What did you mean by that? Did she ask you to go out to eat with her?
     
  22. djshotglass

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    Your av sucks. Also just ask her out you pussy.
     
  23. Xin

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    WTF is your av.
     

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