Lidocaine for Mega-Synthol Injections?

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  1. Peyomp

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    Alright brolies, I need your help cause I've been dealing with some serious pain management issues and I feel like its really holding the development of my guns back, you know?

    So I've been working out my biceps 7 days a week for 2 hours a day, went on a bicep only program from over at extremebicepbrolys.com and I have noticed progress but its just not enough. So I talked to some of the bigger brolies at the gym and they recommended Synovex implants.

    Well I implanted four of those damned pellets in my right glute, and aside from alot of pain sitting and an infection that had me sucking down alot of pet store penicillin, I didn't get much progress.

    So I used the recipe over at syntholwhores.com to make two gallons of synthol from cooking oil and Metamucil, and I started in at 5ccs a day in the old guns. Lemme tell ya, I am making big progress. My strength is going down... which is cause I'm so sore that I can't work out, but anyway my guns are GROWING LIKE CRAZY. Its amazing!

    But I wanna move up to 10ccs a day, and the pain is just too much. I cry like a little girl every time I inject 5. So I think I wanna get some numbing stuff like Lidocaine to ease the pain so my guns can RULE ALL. Plus it would be nice to get back in the gym... I want to show the brolies my new guns.

    Can anyone help me out? Where can you order lidocaine on the net? Thanks alot, one broly to another.
     
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    Fuckin noobs have no sense of humor.
     
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    Two of the guys talking shit PM'd me sources on lidocaine.

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