MMA Lesnar tests positive for steroids.

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  1. 2ofdem

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    His fight with Carwin cancelled [until January after he recovers from 'swine flu']

    http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/10/brock_lesnar_ge.php

    Conspiracy theory time.

    H1N1 is basically the same as the flu in its symptoms ect.. and its 3 weeks out from the fight he has plenty of time to recover and prepare. My thoughts he tested positive in a private drug test and wouldnt have tested clean on Nov21.
     
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    Sure, nothing like getting sick halfway through training camp. That couldn't have effected his performance at all. :coolugh:

    TIN FOIL HATS ON!
     
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    nice conspiracy, fuckhat
     
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    Its a good conspiracy fuckers.
     
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    Its not a good conspiracy because you obviously know nothing about steroids.

    If you know when you will get tested (which he did) its easy to plan out a cycle MONTHS in advance to test clean. You don't just say "oops I'm half way through my cycle time to fake an illness"
     
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    Buyer beware! Actual item is NOT as advertised! Would not buy again!
     
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    :werd:


    is it me or are there people on OT who just search for ("steroids" OR "gun control") all day?
     
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    Notice how 2ofdem hasn't responded? Its because he realized he doesn't know his ass from his elbow about steroids and is going to now try and save face by ignoring this thread completely.
     
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    bump.
     
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    Sorry I was making shitty threads in the main forum.

    Anyway if its so simple to cycle on and off at the right time why do so many people get caught?
     
  12. Gogoplata

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    So many people dont' get caught. We see about 6 positive tests per year.

    You think only 6 fighters are taking steroids?


    Steroids dont make you a better fighter. You dont have any increased skills and most of the steroids MMA fighters take dont make you stronger either - they help you recover faster so you can train harder/longer.
     
  13. roose

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    Here is a list I made of people that don't need steroids:

    Brock Lesnar



    That's all I can think of :dunno:
     
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    and the people who get popped seem to always be the ones who just started trying them, a la Bonner, Sylvia, Pancakes, etc.

    It's very rare to see long time roiders like Sherk get nailed.
     
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    Alot dont get caught I agree, but quite a few guys do get caught not just in MMA but alot of other sports too, Doctors/Athletes fuck it up quite often. I often wonder how many training 'injuries' and illnesses are legit and how many are woops we fucked up our calculations and youll test positive.

    And yeah I know what steroids do and how they work.
     
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    Looks pretty natural to me :ugh:
     
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    Im just saying having the flu 3 weeks out from a fight is a really lame excuse.
     
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    So many people? Really? :rofl: And the last two players in baseball that got "caught" didn't actually get caught with them. They tested positive for an abnormally high test level, thats it. And those tests are RANDOM.

    Not to mention all the baseball players, hockey players, football players, etc that are all bigger than life. "So many people" :rofl:

    You're an idiot if you don't think he's on the juice.

    You're just an idiot, thats all.
     
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    no you dont at all :bowrofl:
     
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    I wouldn't say that at all. It took me months of hours a day research to plan my first cycle. And I still am learning stuff every single day.
     
  22. roose

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    I never said he was natural.

    I said he doesn't need any steroids, implying that he's had enough.
     
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    How did you come to this conclusion?

    Oh your on them, explains the anger.
     
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    Oh hey OT's resident roider all up in here cracking eggs of knowledge on how to cheat propery :rofl:
     
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    That alone proves that you don't know anything about steroids. Anger is not a side effect of steroids. Anger is a side effect of testosterone aromitizing into estrogen in the body of a male. With a proper aromatase inhibitor you can nullify all of that action. But I guess you know a lot about steroids. :coolugh:

    EDIT: armotisation of test into estrogen is also responsible for male breast growth and acne.
     
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