Lemon Diet

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  1. Zoolander

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    Anyone heard of this? A guy i work with was telling me about it. Said you take a glass of water, cut a lemon in half and squeeze all the juice into it, put a little bit of cayenne pepper, and like a tablespoon of pure maple syrup. Drink that 5 times a day for a week, dont eat anything the hole time. It cleans out your system and helps you drop a lot of weight. This has got to be unhealthy right?
     
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    Im not really asking for a "good" response. Im just asking if anyone else has heard of this and just how retarded is it? i wanna drop like 15-20 pounds this summer and i have already lost 5lbs this week just eating better and i just started up my summer job again. But i really do not want to piss out of my ass for a week. I work nights in a factory and it doesnt sound very enjoyable. But i could be wrong :dunno:
     
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    igo4bmx WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FU OT Supporter

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    Mugatu > Zoolander
     
  4. Zoolander

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    Well he said the Lemon juice tightens your tomach and pushes everything out of your insestines, the cayenne pepper sppeds up your motabalism and the Syrup gives you all your energy for the day. The guy that did it is in great shape.hes prolly 6' 4" 240, pretty much nothing but muscle. Works out every day runs 3miles everyday. Im sure there are guys on here in better shape but hes like 45 years old. Said he worked out and ran the hole time he was this diet. I just said he was crazy and went home.
     
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    You're supposed to drink either a laxative tea or water w/ salt as well to 'purge' your system. Its called the Master Cleanser. Yeah, and I tried it in my 20's.. around 91 and 92. Did it a couple times in that period and once for almost 2 weeks.

    One word to sum it up. Un-fucking-necessary. In my humble opinion.:hs:
     
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    Did you lose any weight or anything?
     
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    Yeah. But you're likely to lose as much lean mass as anything else.
    I still worked out though during it. Did HIT and full body workouts. I would never complete the workouts though because I always stopped when I started seeing stars.
     
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    Sounds like a good time.
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    what.the.fuck.
     
  10. Zoomba

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    Personally, I would drink it without the maple syrup

    Lemon juice in water ftw
     
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    back when I smoked pot all the time and was a faggot vegetarian. Its a great way to get a lot of chemicals out of the body...if you're a disillusioned faggot.
     
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    wow, people are fucking stupid.
     
  13. RalphL

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    yeaaaaaaah man there's like...toxins. We need to cleanse our systems maan with tofu and herbal supplements maaan.
    fucking hippies
     
  14. timberwolf

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    To be fair I was either smoking up or baking hash regularly back then. I'm claiming that as my reason for the foolishness.
     
  15. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    All of fn is gonna start smokin pot now.
     
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    very unhealthy, don't do it, you will lose weight but as soon as you eat again, you'll gain it all back, don't go for the quick fix, diet the proper way
     
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    QFT. Lose your weight by eating more protein more frequently, less simple sugars, less bad fats, more good fats. Easy as that.
     
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    Cayenne and Lemon is a good cleanse. How much weight you would lose from it is debatable, as with any cleanse.
     
  19. Paintballny

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    Ok... so all i have to do to look like you is:

    Eat:
    Double Whoppers
    Poutine
    Small asian children

    Drink:
    Saltwater
    Tea

    Smoke:
    Lots of weed


    I'll be back in 6-8 weeks guys!!



    ps - whats your agent's number? I'll need someone to book me for my new career in hollywood.


    pps - I'm totally serious...
     
  20. Zoomba

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    Is that traditional poutine, or poutine with sausage or bacon in it?
     
  21. timberwolf

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    Traditional.:drool:
    If I add bacon to it, I'd be addicted.
     
  22. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    Good for cleansing...horrible if you're doing it to lose weight. Plus, you get so crabby! I know a bunch of girls who did it and it was hell to have to deal with them!
     
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    nice story hansel
     
  24. Placebo

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    Yea, it's a hilarious cleanse that a lot of morons do.
     
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    That just sounds rediculous to me.
     
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