I completely forgot about this because Nader is like a black man reneging on his responsibilities to us. But I got this today! My grandma was telling me how much she like the wrapping paper. First thing I find (and almost cut in trying to open that tape). That's the Palestinian flag to you uncultured motherfuckers. French Canadian Christmas Card! I had to get someone to translate the message inside (my grandma, again. she said "i hope that last part was a joke") Marvel Pop Rocks! And a Hulk dick lollipop or something, I have no idea what it's supposed to be. You hit a button and this hard green thing swings out. VERY PHALLIC, I LOVE IT More stuff from Canadia. The hockey stick is above my computer and the cookies are bomb. Maple creme? Yes plz. More Terrorist propaganda, and on my keyring atm(ass to mouth). Spider-man's left arm got cut off by my bad ass blade. I am diabetic and dying now, I hope you're happy. IT WASN'T ANTHRAX BUT YOU KILLED ME ANYWAYS. (kidding, but i did eat like 8 of those cookies immediately) Puppy trying to get in on the cookie action. Also pictured are the spider-man books mentioned in the card. The whole kit and kaboodle. Thanks Nader, for helping to show my terrorist pride some more. A lot of cool shit in here, and I hope you had a merry christmas. Obligatory puppy pic. Excuse the dirty floor.