Well, my coworker here decided it would be a good idea to work on his company-issued Sony Vaio at home. He set it on the edge of his couch, only to knock it off and watch it faceplant the hardword floor...while it was on. Now, Windows XP will not load; it simply sits on the XP loading screen for all eternity. We can boot into safe mode, but the computer is so slow and unresponsive it's practically useless. Any ideas? I told him he was fucked. Am I correct in that assumption?