To assist those that have wondered what it is like to be stationed in Kuwait, I have come up with Kuwait Simulation Course (KSC). 1. Close all the windows in your kitchen. 2. Turn off any fans/AC units. 3. Turn on the oven to 350 4. Open door on the oven and leave open for at least 4 hours or until kitchen temp is at least 120 degrees. 5. Draw and X on the floor 2 feet from front of open oven door. 6. While waiting for room to reach the correct temperature, set up a heat lamp appx. 6 feet from oven door aimed at the X on the floor. 7. Get a room fan, set to low and aim at X on floor. 8. Get a bucket of sand. When room has reached 120 degrees (+/- 5) proceed with the following steps. 1. Stand in front of oven, aligning feet on the X. 2. Stare directly into oven. 3. Throw handfuls of sand into fan so that it blows directly at your face. 4. Rotate direction every 10 minutes to ensure that sand has full body coverage. Notes: Be sure that the heat lamp shines directly on your neck. A sun burn on the back of your neck will increase realism A extreme amount of previous exercise to induce swamp ass before you begin will also increase realism. If you decide to cool down after;you can only use hot water as there is no cold water in Kuwait. If at anytime you feel the need to make the KSC more comfortable, please disregard any attempt and just follow the directions .