FRK Kinky Wanking Techniques

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  1. Wrigley

    Wrigley New Member

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    I'm looking to exploit the forums real strengths here,

    The missus is away for the weekend and I'm looking to spice up my sex life a little...

    I've have procured copious amounts of pornography; a cheap box of red wine, and I'm poised at the starting blocks, trolleys around my ankles and a flaccid cock gripped firmly in my hand.....

    Can anybody recommend any fun and unusual ways to bring my self off?

    Thanking you all in advance.
     
  2. Cakes488

    Cakes488 New Member

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    I don't see a butt plug there in your list. I'm a little disappointed in you.
     
  3. Lovely Atlantis

    Lovely Atlantis Luscious Lovely Lady!

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    eat your own cum? *shrugs*
     
  4. spooney

    spooney WTF Sony?

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    I always think I'm going to do this when I j/o but then I cum and I've got it in my hand and I start looking at it like :ugh: I'm just going to wash up.:rofl:
     
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    Sit on your hand until it goes numb, then j/o. It's called "the stranger"
     
  6. P-Nut

    P-Nut Active Member

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    Prostate stimulation is where it is at!!!!

    Just try it. I like when the wife swallows, but I can still taste it when we kiss. Plus it turns her on to kiss me after she swallows and then It is time for round 2 or 3 or 4.....

    :rofl:
     
  7. Cakes488

    Cakes488 New Member

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    Wait...sit on your hand or your thumb? :rofl:
     
  8. spooney

    spooney WTF Sony?

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    Oh I've done it several times, I like cum, I don't mind it in my mouth but its just kind of that postmasturbatory that felt good/ugh I should get a life thing.
     
  9. krakken69

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    me too. i think twice and slap myself for thinking such thoughts
     
  10. AKA

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    Dont allow yourself to cum for a few hours but keep yourself hard and watching porn

    I have gone 6 hours with a hard on almost the whole time and not let myself cum --- When you cum it will be like a cannon shooting off.
     
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    Woah
     
  12. Cracked

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    What you will need: Elmers glue and a blow dryer.

    Put a small amount of elmers glue over your pee hole, then use the blow dryer to make it dry quickly. Start jerking off.
     
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    :eek3: Sounds disastrous :noes:
     
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    Orly_Yarly New Member

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    :werd:
     
  15. outlaws

    outlaws C.R.E.A.M.

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    what happens? the suspense is killing me :noes:
     
  16. S0da P0pinski

    S0da P0pinski OT Supporter

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    your supposed to use krazy glue
     
  17. Cakes488

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    A trip to the emergency room is what happens! :p
     
  18. Cracked

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    Krazy glue, yes. Elmers, no.
     
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    cuttin' wax New Member

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    toys. toys toys toys toys toys.
     
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    Get some large blocks of butter, put them in a bowl and microwave just long enough for it to mostly melt but still have some large sllightly softened parts. Be careful to let it cool a little bit or you will burn yourself. Push your dick into the softened butter while jacking off. Use the melted butter as lube. It's actually better if your partner is around so you can have slippery sex =P
     
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    That's actually kind of hot. :mamoru:
     
  22. e.pie

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  23. tibbar

    tibbar aww fennec foxah aww

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    :rofl: yeah, I always think I'm going to jerk off and then rub the cum all over my chest like some porno slut. Then I cum and I'm like, "god why didn't I cum on a kleenex or something."

    Or I'll lay in bed and start jerking and say "i'm gonna cum 3 times before i go to bed", after 1 I'm like fuck this and quit.
     
  24. P-Nut

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    I have gone that long with prostate stimulation. It was so very hard not to cum. The wife sure knows how to torture me.


    btw, I was restrained. :bigthumb:
     
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    :naughty:
     

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