Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by Blade, Oct 26, 2008.
chemical warfare baby
I just got back 100lbs of deer meat from the butcher and it gives me the worse gas
shoulda been around me the day after eating 12 hardboiled eggs
im eating around 8 XL egg whites a day, plus a shit ton of spinach. first time in my life I can recall gagging on my own farts.
I must have an iron digestive system because egg whites, raw eggs, protein powders, No-Xplode... none of them have ever upset my stomach or made me fart any more or any worse than normal
protein powder gives me the farts like no other.
I once had a meeting at an old job because my co-workers were complaining about my protien/fishoil farts. I remember this one old guy(who never talked to anyone) 2 rows away yelled out "DAMNIT, WHO KEEPS FARTING?!!"
It didnt matter tho because i ended up getting fired shortly after for saying "Nappy Headed Hoes".
mix protein powder farts with natty light farts....I can clear a room in about 3 seconds when firing that mixture...
hey at least it's light beer. the regular or dark beers make me rip insane farts all night and the next morning.
ya know when ya fart, you try to get a little bit of it to see what your next shit is going to be like. well, I turned into a cloud of nerve gas, and seriously start to cough/gag
I just got back from the grocery, and I crop dusted half of wal-mart
jager makes my farts smell fruity
+1 on dark beer farts
I dont think I fart from hard alcohol. I prefer vodka & energy drink or Coke over pretty much anything though...beer takes too long and the next morning you feel fat.