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  1. Blade

    Blade Time to swolercize

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    chemical warfare baby
     
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    I just got back 100lbs of deer meat from the butcher and it gives me the worse gas
     
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    shoulda been around me the day after eating 12 hardboiled eggs
     
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    im eating around 8 XL egg whites a day, plus a shit ton of spinach. first time in my life I can recall gagging on my own farts.
     
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    I must have an iron digestive system because egg whites, raw eggs, protein powders, No-Xplode... none of them have ever upset my stomach or made me fart any more or any worse than normal :dunno:
     
  6. protein powder gives me the farts like no other. :o
     
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    I once had a meeting at an old job because my co-workers were complaining about my protien/fishoil farts. I remember this one old guy(who never talked to anyone) 2 rows away yelled out "DAMNIT, WHO KEEPS FARTING?!!" :rofl:

    It didnt matter tho because i ended up getting fired shortly after for saying "Nappy Headed Hoes".
     
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    Impressive
     
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    mix protein powder farts with natty light farts....I can clear a room in about 3 seconds when firing that mixture...
     
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    Blade Time to swolercize

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    :rofl:
     
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    hey at least it's light beer. the regular or dark beers make me rip insane farts all night and the next morning.
     
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    Blade Time to swolercize

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    ya know when ya fart, you try to get a little bit of it to see what your next shit is going to be like. well, I turned into a cloud of nerve gas, and seriously start to cough/gag

    I just got back from the grocery, and I crop dusted half of wal-mart:o
     
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    Blade Time to swolercize

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    jager makes my farts smell fruity

    +1 on dark beer farts
     
  14. I dont think I fart from hard alcohol. :dunno: I prefer vodka & energy drink or Coke over pretty much anything though...beer takes too long and the next morning you feel fat.
     
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