Just my luck?

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  1. G_G_L

    G_G_L Vote Nixon

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    I've got this girl, and she really likes me(more than i like her anyway), but i've only seen her about twice in 3 weeks due to our scheduals, so i havn't been able to hit it yet. if i had to sum her up in 1 word, it'd be tits:naughty: anyway, i'm at a halloween party, and this one chick, dressed up as some anime cat robot maid or some bullshit, is really fucking into me, and since none of the other fish are biting, i take her ass to the back. now, to sum HER up in 1 word, well, i'd have to go with tits again. so there i am, in a dark, unfinished bathroom, trying to undress the cat robot, and what happens when i start pullin on clothing(couldn't find any buttons or zippers, i have no clue how she put it on. most i managed to do was get the apron off). anyway, she won't let me do anything, turns out i found myself another big-tittied good girl. so i ended up dancing with her the rest of the night, and i got her number but i won't be calling. and to make matters worse, my dad left to his friend's party last night, and i wanted that first chick to come over. i told her we'd do something on sunday, but does she pick up the phone? hell no! just my fucking luck. so i ended up joining my dad and just drinking and looking at russian milfs all night:p
     
  2. Asses Maximus

    Asses Maximus Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns d

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    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    :werd: Seriously, people, go to english class instead of posting on OT; you'll learn a much more valuable skill. :eek4:
     
  4. red97gst

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    is there a question here

    ive definately gotten my share of blueballs in high school

    college girls are way bigger whores so...maybe u need to start seein older girls or stop goin to mormon parties
     
  5. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    wow, you are an awesome person :ugh:
     
  6. G_G_L

    G_G_L Vote Nixon

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    1. i'm not in high school.
    2. i'd bet my english is in the 90th percentile of this forum, i just don't see a need in taking the time for perfect grammer, its the internet.
    3. i posted that just to post it, there was no question really. i don't go to forums for life advice, just to vent.
     
  7. Asses Maximus

    Asses Maximus Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns d

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    So.....I was right
     
  8. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    1) You should be.

    2) :rofl:

    3) So, what type of replies did you want? :rly:
     
  9. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    so in other words...

    you have no real friends, there probably isnt even a girl, and you just wanted some e-attention to feel good about yourself. :ugh2: :goyou:
     
  10. G_G_L

    G_G_L Vote Nixon

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    lmao, you kids are funny
     
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    quid I Piss Excellence OT Supporter

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