Just made a protien shake from expired whey...

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  1. NickMode

    NickMode New Member

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    It expired in 2006.

    :yum:

    is this not safe?
     
  2. Frank Dux

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    dude, call your local poison control center immediately
     
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    you're so fucked. my buddy just got his stomach pumped for this
     
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    WTF Dude?????
     
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    lol. joking right?
     
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    Rumbaar Inherent Omniscience OT Supporter

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    Shit dude that's not funny ... my brother died the same way!
     
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    Call 911, hopefully you can get help before your stomach and intestines start deteriorating
     
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    well, your gut is gonna be fucked for life now...but hey at least you got your prot in for today.
     
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    Other than throwing it all up, how could eating old whey fuck you up?
     
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    :ugh:

    All whey contains tiny microorganisms because of the manufacturing process, the whey itself isn't bad it's the microorganisms which die and release formaldehyde and some other screwed up chemicals which get absorbed by the whey.

    Seriously, see a doctor.
     
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    Fuck dude...call poison control there's a reason they put expiration dates on those things. The proteins break down and become recombinant forms of certain toxic poisons found in nature.

    This is why they should put more fucking warnings on protein powders.
     
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    Expired whey broke into my house, shot my dog and raped my family.
     
  15. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    That's why expiration dates exist douchebag. :ugh:
     
  16. jdm-cd5

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    you're gonna get dieded.
     
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    Look, these guys are pulling your leg about dying. That's not going to happen. But the bacteria growth from this could seriously mess up your digestive tract. It's very possible if it causes infections in your intestines you'll need surgery.
     
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    haha this actually IS THE meanest post of the thread :bowdown:
     
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    After 2 years it naturally breaks down into pure test. You on da juice now.
     
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    As a general rule I age all of my dairy-based beverages for a minimum of 5 years... I feel it adds a certain character to the taste and gives it an elegant aroma.
     
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    You just made yourself some Yakult, it is a fermented milk drink that contains a very high concentration of a unique, beneficial bacterium called Lactobacillus casei Shirota strain.

    You're now more healthier for drinking it!
     
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    my dick fell off :eek4:
     
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    Chron's Disease

    its what you have to look forward to for the rest of your life
     
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