Just got this text from my GF

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  1. TriPinTaZ

    TriPinTaZ !!!.!!!.!!!!.U.U.!!!!.U.! !!!! WTF?

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    No advice needed here, I think all GF's should be like this. Too bad I am stuck at work atm :(

    [11:42] i really enjoy giving you head
    [11:43] i love the feeling of your nice hard cock
    [11:43] slipping back and forth in my mouth
    [11:43] hitting the back of my throat
    [11:43] as i gracefully take it all in
    [11:44] using my tongue to play with it
    [11:44] as it glides through out my mouth
    [11:44] then when you are about to bust
    [11:44] i push your throbbing cock further in the back of my throat
    [11:45] just waiting for you to explode
    [11:45] then as the sweet cum slides down the back of my tongue
    [11:45] i lick your shaft ass it exits my mouth
    [11:45] making sure to get every last drop of cum

    :bowdown:
     
  2. just_another_on

    just_another_on New Member

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    That'd be nice to have again :o
     
  3. korverftw

    korverftw New Member

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    She licks your shaft ass? Nice.
     
  4. 98dirtybird

    98dirtybird OT Supporter

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    lunch break?
     
  5. NeonImpact

    NeonImpact New Member

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    read all that and look at his av :rofl:
     
  6. ldaggerl

    ldaggerl New Member

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    GO HOME SICK!!! TELL THEM YOU HAVE A SERIOUS CASE OF BLUE BALLS.
     
  7. BoomBoomBoy

    BoomBoomBoy Guest

    WTF is "shaft ass"?:rofl:
     
  8. Arkaybee

    Arkaybee New Member

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    I had a chick that used to send me naughty messages like this on MSN while I was at school. Reading a porno while in history class ftw
     
  9. just_another_on

    just_another_on New Member

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    Obviously meant, "shaft as"
     
  10. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Why wouldn't she just send that all as one text? What a waste.
     
  11. HuskiRuski

    HuskiRuski Cardinal Fan

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    bbm
     
  12. TriPinTaZ

    TriPinTaZ !!!.!!!.!!!!.U.U.!!!!.U.! !!!! WTF?

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    lmao @ shaft ass

    and yeah, not really a TEXT message per say. No one uses those anymore hardly.
     
  13. Sirian

    Sirian New Member

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    I hate you.

    Mainly because I'm jealous.
     
  14. PcH

    PcH Guest

    Yeah, that's nice to have :hs:
     
  15. LudaMan

    LudaMan New Member

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    If my gf sent me that, I'd be going home "sick" for the day.
     
  16. IAmMissJackie

    IAmMissJackie I'm what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.

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    What a lucky guy you are.

    Nudes of said girlfriend ;)
     
  17. just_another_on

    just_another_on New Member

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    Oh cute, a b/f and g/f corresponding in a thread. nudes.
     
  18. IAmMissJackie

    IAmMissJackie I'm what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.

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    Or, I was lurking Vaginarium and happened to see that he made a thread about his gf.
     
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    just_another_on New Member

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    Either way, im in for n00dz
     
  21. Cobra Commander

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    the fuck is going on in here
     
  22. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    I think it's when you blow on something? like a balloon. I hear people mention teeth gnashing and dryness before too. :dunno:
     
  23. Gogoplata

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    whats his name?
     
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    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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