Just got done with a 60 minute jelq session

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  1. The Great Deceiver

    The Great Deceiver 21st Century Schizoid Man

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    started out with

    -stretching 5 minutes
    -hot wraps 10 minutes
    -30 minutes Saundanese jelq
    -15 minutes Length Xtenders™ (first cw, then ccw)

    feel about a whole inch bigger :bowdown:
     
  2. RollinDollos

    RollinDollos Guest

    What the fuck is a jelq, son.
     
  3. Ferrari430

    Ferrari430 New Member

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    :rofl: :werd: i hope to god this is a joke :rofl:
     
  4. jokka

    jokka OT Supporter

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    this isnt The Closet bro.

    wrong forum
     
  5. Joseph Scumsworth

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    kopetzki Banned

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    stretching your dick like that causes eventually scar tissue to develop inside your penis and actually causes impotence, just a FYI
     
  7. themolsen

    themolsen New Member

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    :rofl:

    Too bad you weren't just born with a huge dick
     
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    Mr. Fishtaco New Member

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    where are the fucking pics?
     
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    Thomas Crenshaw New Member

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    why the fuck are you telling us? no one in here cares about your tiny penis
     
  10. J

    J Active Member

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    today is my back day. tomorrow is my jelq day
     
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  12. Centipedes? In My Vagina

    Centipedes? In My Vagina It's more common than you think

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    werd. I do this on DL day. My gf has thanked me many times.
     
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