just got back from team impact ...

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  1. Abomb

    Abomb New Member

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    :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

    I was talking to one of the guys after the show.

    He benches 800 and squats 1000 !!!

    He switches between west side barbell routine and metal muilitia

    He loves to use muscle milk.

    He does a 4 day split and does 5 x 5 set / reps for every exericse.


    What an amazing show !
     
  2. LancerV

    LancerV Something Happened OT Supporter

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    Ask him for a shot of test also?
     
  3. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Name?

    There's only a handfull of legit 800lb benchers in the world.

    Also 5x5 has nothing to do with WSB or MM.
     
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    no I know that Cave, thats just how he told me he does his rep schemes.

    let me get his name
     
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    its kevin something i went to their website and hes not listed on their roster
     
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    i knew you were a liar
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    why would he lie about what some other guys lifts?
     
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    Fixed.
     
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  11. Abomb

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    lol, thank you man...... Im not trying to fucking impress anyone here, these arent MY lifts. As soon as someone here can fucking bend and SNAP a warranted wrench with their hands or snap two regulation baseball bats behind their back or chop through 7 pieces of wood, mad fucking props to you.

    The guy said he squatted a half ton and benched 800ish. He wasnt trying to fucking push muscle milk on me either. I fucking ASKED him what supplements he used and he said he really enjoyed the taste of muscle milk. He said the creatine whey multi and fish oil I was using was good.. he also recommended I added in a glutamine supplement.


    Anyways, you guys remember the man whose arms exploded... remember how the dumb ass fag who was shooting snythol into his arms had the extra huge bulge on top of his bicep? so it looked like he had muscle on top of his muscle? Well, this guy had a shoulder muscle and then the huge bulge on top of it :bowdown: :bowdown:

    You know, the whole show was really awesome but I got really pissed and started hating this guy: http://www.team-impact.com/team_member.cfm?name=Keenan_Smith

    He kept preaching like he was jesus' fucking best friend and that he could save us if we only accepted Jesus through him. God, I wish they didnt preach while they destroyed shit.

    This was another one of the swoljahs there: http://www.team-impact.com/team_member.cfm?name=Randall_Harris

    He was a bad ass mutha fucka too.
     
  12. B0nkers

    B0nkers Float like leaf on river of life...and get laid of

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    You mean, Jesus doesn't help me with adding 50lbs more on the bench? :noes:
     
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    jesus ain't a powerlifter, so no, he doesn't give a shit about how much you bench. if you wanna get big and lean, then jesus is your homeboy
     
  14. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Preaching is kinda their job, the strongman/hulk smash shit is just the medium they do it through.
     
  15. Abomb

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    i realize its their job. I just wish they'd smash shit in the name of team work.
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    they do...

    They tell you that they are the way because of hard work in the gym/past professions....like cave said...they have a talent that they use inorder to preach to people.
     
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    NO DUDE, they do it all for jesus. I was just there last night. They'd smash something, then tell a story of something in their life and how it related to Jesus. Then another guy would smash a few things and tell a story about how he found Jesus. Then one of the guys would lead us in a prayer. Then he'd ask for donations to keep doing the smashing. Then he talked for 25 minutes about how if you hadnt been baptised you need to, oh and you need to find Jesus as well. Then they took people into this backroom who wanted to get baptised and told them they needed to become closer to god. So they 1) needed to get baptised, 2) pray to god, and 3) go to church every Sunday.

    I went into the backroom with them not to get signed up to be baptised but because I wanted to ask the god damn (no pun intended) power lifters what routines and rep schemes they used. One lady turns to me when I walk out of the room without signing up for anything and goes "but wait arent you going to give us your name and number (I was at a non denominational church) and I kinda just went :mamoru: "no lady, im a confirmed catholic" and just walked out.
     
  18. Phineas Q Stork

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    what were you expecting when you went?
     
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    stork stork stork

    I knew exactly what to expect my friend.

    I said I WISH they didnt have to preach while they did it. Makes me hate religion more than I already do.
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    :ugh: What did you expect like said before?

    And what part of the whole thing dont you understand....they workout out hard in the gym...and then use the talents/hard work for spreading the Gospel. They do it in the name of Jesus...yea.

    Atleast you had fun watching them...:wiggle:

    Jesus is my g-dawg.
     
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    holy fucking shit. I understand the entire fucking thing. Ive seen them three times already. for the billionth time, I WISH THEY DIDNT FUCKING PREACH WHILE THEY SMASHED SHIT.

    its a god damn wish.

    yeh i had fun tho :wiggle:
     
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