Well at least they buy you lunch after you show them your asshole. Notable characters from the day: a black guy who kept on saying 45 47, 45 47, 45 47. A napoleon dynamite looking guy going for Marine OCS who was deeply ashamed after not being able to piss in his cup random guy ahead of me, who upon getting his brown eye checked, prompted the doc to invite the other doctors in to examine his asshole, halting all other process in the phys so every single recruit had to stand and listen while the doctors deliberated about how peculiar his butthole was. me, when my dick escaped my boxers during the duck walk. Haven't signed any contract yet. Got cleared for airborne. I used an inhaler once in my life, for like 3 days after bronchitus, and by accident filled in the circle that said i had used one, prompting me to go get medical records showing that it was utterly meaningless. I'll have to wait. accident being i shouldve just used better discretion and not checked the damn box.