MIL Just got back from Processing at MEPs

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  1. endemicW

    endemicW fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu OT Supporter

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    Well at least they buy you lunch after you show them your asshole.

    Notable characters from the day:

    a black guy who kept on saying 45 47, 45 47, 45 47.

    A napoleon dynamite looking guy going for Marine OCS who was deeply ashamed after not being able to piss in his cup

    random guy ahead of me, who upon getting his brown eye checked, prompted the doc to invite the other doctors in to examine his asshole, halting all other process in the phys so every single recruit had to stand and listen while the doctors deliberated about how peculiar his butthole was.

    me, when my dick escaped my boxers during the duck walk.

    Haven't signed any contract yet. Got cleared for airborne. I used an inhaler once in my life, for like 3 days after bronchitus, and by accident filled in the circle that said i had used one, prompting me to go get medical records showing that it was utterly meaningless. I'll have to wait. accident being i shouldve just used better discretion and not checked the damn box.
     
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    heres me signing in. not looking forward to asshole check or duck walk
     
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    MEPS suuuuucks so bad. I grew my hair and facial hair for a super long time and got my DEP id taken looking like a homeless dude. It was sweet.
     
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    :werd: Only thing worse than MEPS is reception at basic.
     
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    lol..
     
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    I dunno I thought meps sucked alot worse than reception did
     
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    do you perform the duckwalk in front of all the dudes only in your boxers/commandoes ?
     
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    i was the only guy on the DEP picture board with a full beard and an undershirt :rofl:

    cannot wait to get out in jan and grow it even longer! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
     
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    I can't think of much stuff worse than doing nothing but standing in lines for a week straight and being under the command of sergeants and drill sergeants who don't want to be there at all.
     
  11. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Everyone does it at the same time. If you have issues with being in your boxers in front of a lot of guys, you are going to freak come shower time in basic.
     
  12. Burrito10

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    I didnt have to get my med records for using my inhaler for bronchitus. he just said oh ok.. and signed my paper. Some small nerdy kid couldnt piss infront of everyone else, so the little azn doctor told him to GTFO until he could pee.

    I got yelled at by station commander for one time marijuana use, lulz.
     
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    I thought you got yelled at because you lied about the marijuana use. Hell I told them I smoked when I was younger both times I have been through MEPS with no problems.
     
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    they make you piss in a room full of people ? i cant piss in a bathroom with more than 4 people in it...my ability to piss just shuts off for some reasonl.
     
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    wait till you get your prostate check ;)
     
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    :werd: just simplified the story.
     
  17. endemicW

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    oh its way funnier than that. some guy is paid to watch you insert your penis into the cup and then pee in it. i asked him "so did your recruiter tell you that you would be doing this?"
     
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    the worst is almost over.....
     
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    soo did you look at the guy's asshole too? what was so 'great' about it?


    why was the guy saying 45 47?
     
  20. WildBull

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    You are going to be gun shy when it comes to urinalysis. At my unit we are made to drop our pants to our ankles and lift up our shirts and pee "big boy" style. Talk about being degraded. The trick is to drink lots of coffee and mountain dew
     
  21. endemicW

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    no they didn't let recruits look at the scientific mystery. I heard something about a "2nd flute, which can easily become infected". Maybe he had two assholes?

    the black guy was actually pretty funny, 45 47 is from this black comedy "its all about the benjamins". while we were waiting, we watched star wars inside MEPs. Watching star wars with a hood black guy is a pretty funny expierence
     
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    lol i remember some dude in the duck walk room had the wierdest random spots of back hair... it was like he was half ape
     
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    Some dude in his mid to late 20's got mad at me because I mentioned he looked like Jake Gyllenhall. Said I made him feel uncomfortable :ugh:. Dude wasnt sure which JAG he was going into, Airforce or Marines. How do you not know at MEPS?
     
  24. Julius

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     

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