Ladies, list some of the crazy things you have inserted/masturbated with/gotten off with. I will go first... Pinecone. Leaf. Electric toothbrush. Half a fist. Vase. Back massager. Underwear. Pencil. Pen. Highlighter. Shampoo bottle. conditioner bottle. lotion bottle. My own heel. A banana bike seat. A banana. Cucumber. Whip cream. Air. Water. A tribble. Washing machine spin cycle. The edge of a desk... Maybe I should just list the most recent things. This could take a while.