FRK Just a cute laugh for my fellow FSers :kiss:

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  1. naughtie

    naughtie New Member

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    A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

    The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."
     
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  3. naughtie

    naughtie New Member

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    :mamoru:

    You are so easy to please. :naughty:
     
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    BlondieAMC New Member

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    That's great.....LMAO
    That's one of the best ones i've heard in a long time.
     
  5. Esp69st

    Esp69st Who's talking about OIL... bitch you cooking

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    Dead By Cumshot...!!!
     
  6. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    :rofl: That's good.
     
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    lauren Active Member

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    RockChick New Member

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    that is so mean.... but so hilarious too.... LOL
     
  9. Evil Unicorn

    Evil Unicorn Lurk but Don't Touch

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    :rofl: That's great.
     
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    Dman I've been telling that joke for years. I I had known it would be that easy to get you guys to laugh, and love me I'd have posted it my first day! Damn thats a classic hahaha
     
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    :eek3::drool::p
     
  13. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    :eek3: Im memorizing this and telling it tonight to my friends! Im constantly trying to tell a joke they havent heard. Thats the problem when all your friends are bartenders..they know every fecking joke ever told.
     
  14. Dr. Zoidberg

    Dr. Zoidberg the lovable tramp

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    :rofl: i need to remember this one
     
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    Ivy Mike New Member

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    :rofl:
    funny!
     
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    imori Phasma En Machina

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    :rofl: holy fuck!
     
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    alexs001 Mawk! Mawk!

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    The Fugue New Member

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    I wish I could remember jokes :( that was awesome :rofl:

    I onyl ever remember one and its mainly to gross people out, bucket of sand, menstrual blood etc...

    Anyway, back to the jokes! :hsugh:
     
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    Bruticus half dead OT Supporter

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    :rofl: I'm actually ashamed I didn't see it coming either lol
     
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    Kinks Sup. OT Supporter

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    i love that joke :rofl:
     
  22. naughtie

    naughtie New Member

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    Yeah, I liked this one, too. :rofl:

    Although now I am curious about the bucket of sand and menstrual blood joke.... :x:
     
  23. The Fugue

    The Fugue New Member

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    Ok then but its not that nice for most people (though this is FS!)

    Whats the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of menstrual blood?




































    You cant gargle sand. :hsugh:
     
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    guerojo The Crusher-Thats right. OT Supporter

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    I dont get it.:sadwavey:
     
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