So about 8 months ago I posted a ridiculously long story about starting to date a girl with all sorts of baggage (was still living with her ex at the time) and what not. Pretty sure you all said in "about 6 months" I'd be back here asking how to break up with her/telling you that it didn't work out. Okay, so give or take a couple months you were right. She moved in with me and my roommates and holy shit I've never felt more cramped in my life. Talk about monotonous. I actually called all my friends after I broke up with her to apologize about being a huge dick for never bothering to go hang out with them anymore. Beer will probably remember the original story. On the bright side, I learned a lot of things, such as how awesome having sex daily/morningly/whenever I want is, but no matter how awesome the sex is giving up your entire life, social and otherwise, just isn't worth it to be with a controlling, jealous girl. So here's to you members of the Vag, in your infinite wisdom, for calling "mostly" the right shots and having the experience to see red flags for exactly what they are. On the plus side I started hanging out with this other chick and the first night she came over she got into a debate with my roommate about the pro's and con's of anal.... and she loves Family Guy. inb4 "See you again in 6 months."