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  1. bigdamray

    bigdamray New Member

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    What does a 9 volt battery and a girls asshole have in common? You know it's wrong but you eventually put your tongue on them!!!:rofl:
     
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    ahhah you're going to hell
     
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    Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?






















    you can unscrew a lightbulb!
     
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    xela So say we all!

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    lol
     
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    why would you put your tongue on a 9volt battery :hsugh: other than testing it to see if it's dead or not
     
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    stop posting
     
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    hitmikey DRIVEN FROM WITHIN

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    :rofl: oops thats me when im stoned
     
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    kit99bar USPA Class 2, weak, old man!

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    Jokka has been quite the F&N posting champ as of late. :)

     
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    I actually enjoy doing both of these things :hsughw:
     
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    How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?????????????














































































    you marry it


    :rofl:
     
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    Huge Evil Robot Must not sleep, must warn others

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    Saw this in the main forum earlier.

    What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?
    You can't fit a sorotiy girl into a bowling ball.
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    You can only get 3 fingers into a bowling ball.
     
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    at first I was like :confused: but then :o
     
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    xela So say we all!

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    I don't get it. Tell me! :x:
     
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    hint: try the opposite
     
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    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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    Their cooters are so loose that you can fit a bowling ball inside em'.
     
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    :rofl: rather outright
     
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