WEB joke database

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  1. crazybenf

    crazybenf Active Member

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    anyone have anything? preferably under 160 characters each. :coold:
     
  2. JesterFX

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    twitterjoke.com?

    I only have one, bad, joke. You can start from there and build your own db ;).



    What do you call a blond standing on head?














    ...a brunette with bad breath.
     
  3. crazybenf

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    I guess the joke's on me for expecting serious contributions from TWL members outside of 4 of you. :)
     
  4. JesterFX

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    :squint:that was my best joke, free of charge!







    can probably some crappy db on dp though.


    edit: who are the elite 4 so I know who else to ignore lol?
     
  5. crazybenf

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    :rofl: I pm'ed a kid on DP who was charging $159 for a 5x dupe one. I'll do that if he'll let me pay 1/5 the price. I asked my frontend coder to build a scraper tonight if he had time, we'll see tomorrow @ the office if he came through.
     
  6. JesterFX

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    maybe just find a magazine site or two with the "best 100 jokes" type list and pay some dp'er to enter them all into a db for you? Might avoid a lot of the lame jokes that are probably in those list.

    Maxim and Stuff mags used to have decent jokes...assume they probably have some on their sites (if they even have sites anymore)
     
  7. crazybenf

    crazybenf Active Member

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    content quality isnt a concern. was thinking someone had a db they'd email over. no big deal. :coold:
     
  8. Tony Stark

    Tony Stark John McCain has an illegitimate mexican baby

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    most jokes are longer than 140 characters, you are pretty much stuck with "Yo Momma is so fat" type of jokes with that limit
     
  9. crazybenf

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    see post #10. :)
     
  10. crazybenf

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    josh, morgan, jesse, and that one kid.


    Thanks again Josh. :coold:
     
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    me and good luck ignoring me and ffvb does not count :mamoru:
     

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