Joe Stevenson will beat BJ Penn tomorrow. Big Daddy will employ a Sherk-ian gameplan to perfection. The first round will be largely BJ as he will be coming out full force try to please his nuthuggers. Joe Daddy will stand and trade just enough to set up the takedown, and then plant BJ on his back. Joe will remain active enough on top to not get stood up too frequently, while unleashing some moderate ground and pound. BJ will be attempting submissions from his back and will have little success. This will repeat for 5 rounds as BJ fans around the world wring their hands in despair. After the fight Joey S. will thank his wife kids and offer to take BJ out for a burrito.