MMA Joe Stevenson

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  1. roose

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    Joe Stevenson will beat BJ Penn tomorrow.

    Big Daddy will employ a Sherk-ian gameplan to perfection. The first round will be largely BJ as he will be coming out full force try to please his nuthuggers. Joe Daddy will stand and trade just enough to set up the takedown, and then plant BJ on his back. Joe will remain active enough on top to not get stood up too frequently, while unleashing some moderate ground and pound. BJ will be attempting submissions from his back and will have little success. This will repeat for 5 rounds as BJ fans around the world wring their hands in despair.

    After the fight Joey S. will thank his wife kids and offer to take BJ out for a burrito.

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  2. checkii

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    So you mean he is going to fight someone with really good takedown defense, not be able to get them down, and get his head kicked in a whole bunch?
     
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    i hope joe wins and bj trys another weight class and fails.
     
  4. roose

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    See Sherk vs Florian or Sherk vs Franca.
     
  5. roose

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    I was confused for a second there, Sherk = MMA fighter, Shrek = big green ogre.
     
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  7. He won't be able to take BJ down. He'll get punched in the face a lot, and will lose.
     
  8. roose

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    Joe will get punched in the face a lot.

    Then he will win.
     
  9. we will see, sir.
     
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    penn wins by triangle choke round 1
     
  11. f-g

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    lol @ comparing joe's takedowns to sherks
     
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  13. Sylva

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    So he ate like 2 big knees in the Franca fight. Did he not take him down the rest of the fight, for fucks sake, he took him down after teh knees. What are you even talking about. Besides GSP or Diaz who has he not been able to take down?
     
  14. roose

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    I didn't say his takedowns were comparable to Sherk's. :nono:
     
  15. checkii

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    i was refering to GSP shit for brains. why on earth would someone compare BJ's takedown defense to Franca's? And franca never kicked him, and franca lost and spent the whole fight on his back> how on earth would you even think i was referring to him? :rofl:
     
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    comparing florian and franca's takedown defense to BJ's. bwahahah :rofl:
     
  18. f-g

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    they have takedown defense? :confused:
     
  19. Exiled

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    Joe stevenson doesn't have a shot in hell


    but im always wrong
     
  20. he has a shot.
     
  21. roose

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    in hell. :mamoru:
     
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    Quoted for eventual inaccuracy.
     
  23. MyLittleAirport

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    No.
     
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    Joe's strongest aspect is his grappling and.. unfortunately for him, he's fighting someone that surpasses his grappling in almost all aspects.
     
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    fortunately he is fighting 1 of the most over rated fighters ever
     

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