FRK Jock Itch + Hot Water = Cum WTF?

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  1. Peyomp

    Peyomp New Member

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    Okay, so this is foul. You are warned.

    I got teh jock itch. Never really had it before, but I don't think this inexperience bars me from saying that I have it bad. My cock and balls are itchy as all fucking hell.

    Which has led to late night scratching sessions. Which has led them to be a bit raw and red.

    Which has led me to try to soothe them in hot baths. Very hot indeed.

    Tonight in the tub, I was giving them a nice scratch in a hot tub, and I shot a little jizz through my flaccid penis it felt so good.

    Now I am off to get some Jock Itch Spray.

    That is all.
     
  2. jigga

    jigga while your gun's raisin, mine is blazin

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  3. Luciano

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    Are you sure? And Im serious here.

    Are you sure it was jizz or a discharge?
     
  4. Peyomp

    Peyomp New Member

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    jizz
     
  5. PocoDiablo

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    You may want to realize that moisture (bath) is worsening the problem.

    You need to keep them dry. Are you wearing tight clothing? If so, get some baggy pants. Stop wearing underwear as well, that can help.

    And get some fresh air down there!
     
  6. shanker

    shanker unemployed

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    put some Gold bond on it...it will be gone in a day or 2, unlike jock its spray or creme.
     
  7. WhiskyDent

    WhiskyDent Je l'ai fait tout pour le lols

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    hmm, I'm off to try this! :eek3:
     
  8. Nafin

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    gold bond works magic in gerneral it's like placing your balls in a snow drift while you walk around... so nice!
     
  9. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    When did this turn from "Hey, i came in the tub..weird!" to a jock itch support line? lol
     
  10. ZetecRacing

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    exactly why I don't come on here much anymore.
     
  11. Peyomp

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    I powder the shits, and its getting better. I'm just saying, it was pretty fucking weird for the hot water on the irritated codpiece/ball sack skin to elicit SUCH INTENSE PLEASURE. I knew you whores would wanna hear about it.

    Ever hit the spot on a good itch and scratch it and it feels so nice? Its was like that.... only much more so.

    BTW, I didn't mention it but a single stream of water from the shower head on hot does it too.
     
  12. Grouch

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    you had a shampo bottle up your ass didn't you? :naughty:
     
  13. quickone

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    hmm what about jock itch on the anus?
     
  14. Peyomp

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    I don't think that exists. But the showerhead is okay there too.
     
  15. Hua

    Hua AZN photographer crew

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    Scabies, or infected hair follicles.
     
  16. Peyomp

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    Twas a bit of a skin infection, dear. But thats hardly the point, is it?
     

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