Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by Patrick Bateman, Dec 10, 2009.
Wiping hurts like a bitch.
What do you guys use? wet wipes?
shit yeah son, wet wipes kick ass
FUCK YEAH IMMA RUB MY ASSHOLE DEEP WITH THEM MOTHAFUCKIN NIGGAS. ALL UP IN THERE LIKE SWIMWEAR. DIPSET. PARTIAL HOMO. BIRDGANG. REAL TALK. QUIT SNITCHIN.
we've been over this before. you don't eat enough fiber so you got hemroids and last time you found some lotion on the slampigs bathroom counter and took care of it.
get some damn baby wipes with aloe.
use shower head.
rub it down with tigerbalm then bend over in front of a fan
adult wipes ftw
you have hemorrhoids
It's itchy becuase you didn't wipe good enough, muddbutt ftl.
cottonelle makes the best wipes!
Supplement with fiber powder. Feels good man.
preparation H actually makes asswipes also get the cottenelle with aloe
baby wipes ftw.
Jusr take a shower after you take a shit without wiping and use your mom's or girlfriend's poof to wipe your ass clean, put back and giggle like a little girl the next time they use it to wash themselves.
fuck i have a hemmorhoid from yesterdays shit
that shit SUCKS
itchy asshole is nothing to fuck with .. it spawns whenever .. you gotta shower after shits bro .. nothing says mr clean like a spotless asshole .. like if you're gettin a blowjob and your asshole is itchin .. you cant just tell her to stop and pull a wolverine on your dirt knot .. thats just bad blowjob eticate .. and she might think you're going gay
that happened once
DHawk's posts are always these hilarious streams of consciousness
spicy food and beer always flare my shit up. I always thought it was hemorrhoids, but now I'm leaning more towards a food allergy
I got a terrible stomach bug last week and could have shat through the eye of a needle for a week straight. As johny cash once wrote, I had a 'burning ring of fire' ...fuck it sucked.
'that happened once' is the best part