Jersey Shore show = great ice breaker

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  1. jonno

    jonno New Member

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    last Friday i met this really cool/cute girl at this bar. she was dancing and i just went up to her and introduced myself as "the situation". this could either be :ugh: or :bowrofl: in this case it was :bowrofl: she loved it and it sparked easy conversation about the show.

    most importantly, the guys thought it was hilarious. i was in with the whole group. talked a lot with 2 of the dudes later in the night, cool dudes.

    anyway, she left before i got the chance to ask for her phone number. i was kicking myself the rest of the night/the next day for not getting it earlier. i told her i'd catch up with her later... danced with some other girls.. and couldnt find her again.

    annnnnnd i just got this message on facebook about an hour ago!
    we have 0 mutual friends so she obviously searched for me. :bigthumb:
     
  2. Nuhlinga

    Nuhlinga Whaa gwaaan papcaann?

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    what were your words when you introduced yourself? Because I'm having a hard time figuring out how that could be so funny :rofl:
     
  3. jonno

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    kinda started to dance with her and asked her name. when she asked for mine i replied "the situation." have you seen the show?
     
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    BlackIce72 New Member

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    the day that i go to a bar and impressing guys is the "most important" thing I did in an interaction is the day I put my dick in a deli meat slicer

    I'm kidding bro let's go to foxwoods and play holdem til 3AM then get hookers
     
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    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    No. Just no.
     
  6. jonno

    jonno New Member

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    FUCK YOU BRO.

    mohegan, not foxwoods. OH, and dude. friday = sunset grille and F1 boston for my friends bday. will only be my 2nd time at sunset <3
     
  7. jonno

    jonno New Member

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    results.
     
  8. Nuhlinga

    Nuhlinga Whaa gwaaan papcaann?

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    yea I have. I was trying to picture you walking up to her and saying 'Hi, I'm The Situation' and i was :nuts:ing more than :rofl:ing for some reason:rofl::o
     
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    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    Not with the kind of women I think are worth dating.
     
  10. Falconer

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    That's a great opener. It seems everyone is aware of this show and how crazy it is.

    The only negative is if you meet a chick who actually likes guidos... but they should be identifiable because they probably look like guidettes.
     
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    MAH NGA!

    F1 is legit. Obviously Sunset is too.

    I've been craving the nachos there. Have fun-- bring one of these bishes out to the bean and show them you know where da party at.
     
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    I remember I didn't think you were 21 so I was like yeah bro they card here so I dunno if you have an ID and you were like uhhhh uhhhh ok.

    Later I found out you were > 21 and I felt like a schmuck.
     
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    I wouldn't introduce myself as that, but I find myself talking about jersey shore with everybody :bowrofl: good topic of convo at least
     
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    I can't talk about Jersey Shore for obvious reasons-- more likely than not someone I'm with will know one of the cast members and any jokes are suddenly not funny.
     
  15. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I refuse to know anything about that show...but I'm sure I'm in the 2% who know nothing about it.
     
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    cool. i date chicks with a sense of humor similar to mine. and i find it funny, so it works out.

    can't find too many people who like guidos in boston :o

    :rofl:
     
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    haargerman ayuh.

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    F1 in braintree?
     
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    haargerman ayuh.

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    I'm from Canada. Nobody watches that where I live. We don't have guidos so there is no real cultural reference for it. It just comes off as ridiculous people to me (In an unwatchable, bad way), kind of like Jerry Springer or that Paris Hilton series where they went to regular houses.

    So I'd probably get wierd looks from girls.
     
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    kopetzki Banned

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    Jersey Shore provided me with enough quotes to use for the next 2+ years
     
  21. wolfskymoon

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    Also the epic terms like "zoo creatures" and "Grenade" :rofl:.
     
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    grenade is not new.
     
  23. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    were you fist pumping as well?:rofl:
     
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    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    :werd: I'm with you on that one. I don't get the appeal.
     
  25. JoJoBee

    JoJoBee Hanging out with my chicks! OT Supporter

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    i was just going to ask this...
     

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