MIL Jarhead joke.

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  1. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    A PJ was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

    After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the PJ shouted, "maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!"

    The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of Marines who were in here earlier saying the same thing."

    So the PJ headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "those must be the two Marines the guy in town was talking about." Just then, the PJ saw a tremendously long gator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the Marines.

    Just as the gator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its neck with both hands and strangled it to death with very little effort. Then both Marines dragged it on shore and flipped it on its back. Laying nearby were several more of the creatures. One of the Marines then exclaimed, "Darn, this one doesn't have any shoes either!"
     
  2. Accord

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  3. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    How long was this one in the armory waiting to be unleashed?
     
  4. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    kill
     
  5. mongorunner

    mongorunner New Member

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    wtf i didn't find any jokes:wtc:






























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  6. Accord

    Accord New Member

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  7. spyder007

    spyder007 Bаnned bу Ѕuреr Μоdеrаtоrs

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  8. thesuperlurker

    thesuperlurker yes i know i have few posts... you arent the first

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    well played
     
  9. SweetDaddyO

    SweetDaddyO we need a montage!!

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    After an especially long mission, a military aircraft is talking to approach control as they approach their destination.

    "Approach, we'd like to know what time it is - our navigation systems are acting funny, and after going through several time zones, we need to confirm local time to fix our system."

    "Aircraft calling approach - are you an Air Force, Navy, or Marine Corps aircraft?"

    "Approach, uhh, we just need to know what time it is - why would it matter what service we're from?"

    "Well", said the controller, "if you're an Air Force aircraft, the time is 1545 local. If you're a Navy jet, the big hand is on the three, and the little hand is on the 9. And if you're a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon."

    :mamoru:
     
  10. NISMOTom

    NISMOTom JAFO

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    Obviously a joke written by a zoomie... because if the BIG hand is on the THREE and the LITTLE hand is on the NINE - it is NOT 1545, it is 0915 or 2115. :fawk:
     
  11. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I wasn't going to say anything :o :mamoru:
     
  12. SweetDaddyO

    SweetDaddyO we need a montage!!

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    i swear to god i read that joke over like 5 times before posting it to make sure i didn't fuck that part up


    i hate myself

    :o
     
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    weaksauce


    Keep trying.
     

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