Jalapeno juice where it does NOT belong!

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  1. BadKat

    BadKat GIVE ME WINE!!

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    :wtc: does not make for a very pleasant sexual experience.

    Sorry, had to share this with you guys, figure you'd get a kick out of it.

    Last night I was making Chili for my office Chili Cookoff (I'm the defending champ :wiggle: ) and I cut up about 4 Jalapeno's to put in. I only included a couple of seeds to cut down on the spice. Anyway, even after washing my hands FIVE times, I still seemed to have the juices on my fingers. I accidentally got my eye too, and was screaming like a little bitch :mamoru:

    Anyway, a few hours later we're going to bed, and the SO initiates. I'm all down, getting all into it. I'm going down on him after a few minutes of stroking it, when I realize that his dick tasted awfully spicy :hsugh: But didn't think to say anything. So we keep going......only about a few minutes into intercourse I realize my vagina is on FIRE!!!!!! Some of the Jalapeno juice was STILL on my fingers, transfered to his dick in which turn made my very sensitive vah-jay-jay burn :wtc: It SUCKED!!! We never finished, I made him stop, which also sucked 'cuz we were both really in the mood too.

    So take note, don't try to have sex after slicing spicy peppers unless you know for CERTAIN there's no trace amounts of the juices left :mamoru:
     
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    BadKat GIVE ME WINE!!

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    :mamoru: I'm not bothered by it, it's funny as shit. We were laughing about it this morning.

    But the SO was pissy last night, because he wasn't gonna get any chili. So he's all "No chili, no sex, this night SUCKS!" :o
     
  3. StellaNera

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    he didnt feel that shit on his dick? lol
     
  4. BadKat

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    :mamoru: that or he ignored it because he wanted to fuck that badly
     
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    recipe for chili? :x:
     
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    ihaveanevilplan Everybody wake up, wake up, it's time to get down Moderator

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    why me? :noes:

    and copy pasting from certain forums = ban
     
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    copy pasting from certain forums = ban
     
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    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    . to both the smilys and thee recipe request:x:
     
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    :rofl:

    I don't use an actual recipe, I just throw the shit together. Depends on how much I want/need to make. I used a medium chuck roast, cubed into small cubes, about 1/2 a white onion, some chili powder, 4 jalapeno's, 1 can of Bush's Chili Beans in sauce, diced tomatos (canned is easier), salt and crisp summer corn (canned or fresh)
     
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    BadKat GIVE ME WINE!!

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    I know you're laughing right now, aren't you? 'cuz you've met me AND the SO :mamoru:
     
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    mmmm...chili flavored pussy :yum:
     
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    More like Jalapeno flavored pussy :hsd: :o
     
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    :rofl: I am. But I hate it when fucktards ruin shit by pasting it in the main forum.:squint:
     
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    well i do have me a big bag of jalepeno chips next to me right now
    i suppose if i like one, i might like the other?
     
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    ihaveanevilplan Everybody wake up, wake up, it's time to get down Moderator

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    oh jesus :eek4::rofl:
     
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    Oh, I agree, but I can just picture your face right now :o

    :sad2: His night wasn't so great...of course, he wasn't the one with a vag on fire!

    :eek4: sweet jesus that would be painful...hence why you'd do it to your Ex!
     
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    ahah:rofl: gotta make sure to get under the nails next time
     
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    Is that what it was? :eek4: 'cuz I always do a hospital scrub down after things like that (was a CNA for a time). I must not have gotten under them well enough :o
     
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    Kat, i feel for you, I really do. I've been there. When I was like 15 I sprayed pepper spray onto the ground because it was supposed to glow in the dark or some shit and we were stupid and wanted to see if it worked. It didn't so we continued on with our night. I must have gotten some on my hands, because my eye starts burning. I rub my contacts, thinking there's something wrong with them, and it gets ALL OVER my face. Its up my nose, down my throat, everywhere. We went into a Wendy's and I tried to wash my face, made it worse. I made my bf blow on my face for about a half an hour because that was the only thing that felt good.

    About 2-3 hours later, I was feeling better, and we were getting frisky in my bedroom. I went down on him for a while, then I notice my mouth is burning. Well if my mouth is burning...you know what is burning. I felt so horrible for him :rofl:
     
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    yeah, apparently it seeps into your fingers and gets under the nails. You need to use something fat or alcohol based to get it off your fingers since it isn't water soluble. Some people use milk, others use vinegar, and some people use other alcohol based cleaners. My dad's a hot pepper freak.
     
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    :rofl: This is like that scene from Apocalypto. Hilarious!
     
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    :eek4: OMG poor guy!! Yeah, my So said he wasn't burning or anything, so I dunno what happened, but I know that's what it had to have been. I was fine within a few hours.

    :bigthumb: Good to know! I never knew that.

    :hsugh: thanks. I wasn't laughing about it at the time, but the next day, I could definitely see the humor in it.
     

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