Jacking off in my sleep.

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  1. hayte997

    hayte997 Guest

    Has anyone everdone this? Twice now I've woken up, dick in hand. Once I was at a "sleepover" (big ass party), I woke up around 5am jacking off! I was scared as hell someone saw me. Then this morning I woke up doing it. WTF??
     
  2. kronik85

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    i've woken up with my hand on my crotch, and i've had wet dreams, but never at the same time and i've never woken up jacking off. duno what to tell you.
     
  3. Master Shake

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    Never happened to me..although my AM hard on's are the worst:o
     
  4. low20

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    been there
     
  5. chica&buddies

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    :( that sucks... but this is not my area of "expertise." :hs:
     
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    It has happened to me once :o
     
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    I do it all the time. :hs:
     
  8. lauren

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    ive done that before...i guess i have a sexy dream (sometimes i can remember it). i dont think ive come during my sleep, but if i wake up i finish the job.

    im female, btw.
     
  9. who?

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    yup
    my mom walks in on me with my hands coming out of my pants real often. It's like i can hear my door opening in my sleep, and as a reflex, my hands come shooting out of my pants, but it's probably too late
    im beginning to think she comes in JUST to see it in the mornings.
    She'll go on with some bullshit comment like "im going out now, call my cell if you need anything"
    no fucking shit!!!!!
     
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    ive never waken up like that, no. tho it sounds better then the normal way i do now. :naughty:
     
  11. RedVsBlue

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    I dont think I have ever woken up actually doing anything, but I have had my hand around myself many times. I think most of the time I go to sleep that way though lol. However the other night I woke up and my girl's hand was around me...she was sleeping soundly too. Thats always a wonderful way to wake up :big grin:
     
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    Morning wood is teh win

    Gotta walk around and sport that shit lol
     
  13. low20

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    the othe rmorning i woke up stroking the bed, dreaming that i was fingering my gf...
     
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  15. Lad

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    Most days I wake up hand on my wang....
     
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    That's creepy! You woke up with yourself jacking off? I've heard of wet dreams...but never actually sticking there hands down there boxers and masterbating in there sleep! Maybe you were just dreaming it? :p
     
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    :rofl: :doh: the things parents see :o...
     
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    I woke up once when a friend crashed at my house to him shaking me... because I was fucking a pillow. It was kinda slick polyester, and my cock had slipped out of my drawers erect, and I had been holding the pillow... which forme a crease around my penis, and i was humping it in my sleep. I remember being pissed upon waking that I hadda stop, then being emberassed. I think I was dreaming about sex.
     

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