I've come to the conclusion that NORMAL GIRLS do not get my dick hard.

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  1. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    I need a stripper, porn star, or hooker that has gotten pounded numerous times, has some STD's to make it more "daring", it needs to be raw, it needs to be with cocaine involved, it needs to be anal, it needs to be in a dirty motel room.

    I'm done with this 20-25 year old "regular girl" thing where they want to start off with missionary, dont do anal until the second week, or pretend they dont do it at all, are amateurs at sucking dick, its not wet enough. etc.

    Im done with that.
     
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    scent of a wookie OT Supporter

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    have fun with that
     
  3. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    Oh I will!
     
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    Yeah, that's the roids talking. You're not special.
     
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    Your boyfriend's ass hole gets wet on its own? :ugh:
     
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    bannanabox Lacey Chabert >*

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  7. Pospodo

    Pospodo came for the pron but stayed for teh lulz

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    oh... ok...

    congrats on your realization?
     
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    :rofl: @ move
     
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    guerojo The Crusher-Thats right. OT Supporter

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    This kinda porn star?

    [​IMG]
     
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    spark plugs. beautiful. OT Supporter

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    normal girls are hot as hell man

    there's nothing better than helping a so-called "normal girl" open up sexually

    what's your rush?
     
  12. I Pwn Noobs

    I Pwn Noobs Guest

    :werd: i feel you. I can't get my dick hard unless they're model bitches.
     
  13. alex

    alex My neighbor got the gas chamber awhile back for do Moderator

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    lol at thread move.
     
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    LOL I hope nobody gives serious advice!
     
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    You know, I almost mentioned him in a thread in here last week, and specifically left his name out for fear he would find his name in a thread and follow it in... and now he's here anyway. It's like crappy fate...
     
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