its the little things that kill...

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  1. antihero

    antihero OT Supporter

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    so I just went on a first "real" date with a girl ive already fooled around with a little bit, and everything goes awesome. spend the whole time laughing and talking.

    We head back to her place and just as we are walking up the steps to her front door shes like....soooo how are you getting home? and is going to make me convince her to invite me up or something.

    Just then, disaster strikes. My nose starts to run. the horrible just like water, can hang as a drop on the end of your nose type of run. I have no tissue, no bathroom to excuse myself to, and no way to make her look away so i can just get it gone, and its past the sniffle point of no return.

    I'm panicking. after youve fooled around with a girl you cant just walk off without a kiss at least. I cant very well wipe my nose on my sleeve or something similarly horrible right there face to face with her.

    I bet she hasnt seen it and go in for a quick peck and then bolt. by the way she kissed me, im guessing she did see it.
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  2. Ricer

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    dude its not that bad honestly were all human, forget about it dont mention it and call her in a fews days to hangout again
     
  3. antihero

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    lol. I think the date was good enough for her to forgive me. just got a text and she didnt use any punctuation other then !'s. :naughty:

    Its so funny how you can just be on top of your game, totally killing it and then whaaam - life does it for the lulz.
     
  4. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I think it's pretty safe to assume if I've let you inside of me without dating I'm not going to care if your nose is runny.
     
  5. antihero

    antihero OT Supporter

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    on a theoretical level you can say that, but how much would you want someone with a visibly runny nose inside you?
     
  6. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Again, if I'm willing to let you fuck me I'm willing to look past the fact that you are a human with regular bodily functions :dunno: I seriously can't see it affecting me to the point of "eww gross! I don't want to sleep with him now!"
     
  7. antihero

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    lol. it was a split second decision. I should have asked to use her bathroom. two birds with one stone.
     
  8. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    $20 says she didn't notice in the slightest ;)
     
  9. antihero

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    haha.. i swear it was really the watery drip kind.

    I think ill live to fight another day, but i think she saw
     
  10. roddick

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    i dont think it matters either. But, out of curiosity, why do you think she did notice? Was the kiss hesitant or unreciprocated in your eyes?
     
  11. antihero

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    definitely not what one would expect at the end of a good date with a woman who has already slept in your bed, but then that could be all because i dived in for a peck and was halfway off the porch before she realized what just happened. definitely hesitant, but I surely would have done things a lot differently had not my nasal emergency made me act quickly.
     
  12. energie

    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    if ur nose starts dripping just use your forearm and itch ur nose then just say u have a itchy nose
     
  13. roddick

    roddick New Member

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    Possibly in your state of nasal emergency mode you moved like a cheetah and caught her off guard? I understand your reasoning for concern, but like you said her text had exclamation points concerning the date so you should be alright. In for the update.
     
  14. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    why didn't you just ask her for a tissue? :o
     
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    i got a story that will make you feel great about yours.

    went to gasparilla this year. my buddy loves this girl, thinks she's the hottest thing around, loves her personality, etc...

    so we start drinking hard at 10am at a friends house near the parade. we then walk to the parade.

    next thing i know the girl is grabbing me by the arm and says "oh my god look at so and so.... he peed himself!".

    i look assuming he got a couple drops of piss on his jeans. noooope.... he PISSED his pants! he was in line for the bathroom and couldnt hold it lol

    needless to say he has not hooked up w. her as of yet.
     
  16. chlywly

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    Thats really NOTHING to worry about, in fact you probably looked panicked and that IS something to worry about. My friend, it's not in what happens to you, but its how how you DEAL with what happens to you. If you brushed it off like it was nothing and excused yourself, you could have asked her for a tissue.
     
  17. Falconer

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    wipe it on her sleeve
     
  18. Abomb

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    :o


    Guess im not the only evil one
     
  19. Largo

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    And say "Now that we have exchanged one bodily fluid, how about we go upstairs and exchange some more?" lulz, good story
     
  20. Abomb

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    actually you wipe it on her sleeve, make the :hsugh: face, and dont say anything
     
  21. radfad88

    radfad88 The Batman-O-Lantern

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    lol wow this is no big deal.

    February - May are terrible on my allergies this kind of thing occurs every few days in front of my SO and although I can agree that it's embarrassing, it's really not a big deal. It's usually only really embarrassing if it happens at a resteraunt or something.
     
  22. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    Should have told her that you have a condition and that was actually pre-cum. :naughty:
     
  23. Alaya

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    :mamoru:

    I really don't think it's a big deal though :o
     
  24. Savage5point0

    Savage5point0 Im an asshole.

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    Why didnt you just tell her your allergies started acting up and ask to use her bathroom?
     
  25. damiand

    damiand Proceed

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    "Ugh great, you got me wet again, do you have a tissue?"

    Done deal, shed laugh too.
     

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