It's funny how this is a "Bodybuilding/Fitness" forum.

Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by Patrick Bateman, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    But most of you look so fucking god awful that you make the main OT forum look like a bunch of Muscular Development magazine cover models. You pathetic skinnyfat vaginas.
     
  2. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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  3. Patrick Bateman

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    Stop worrying about fucking CEE and Glutamine and ZMA and start worrying about getting over 135lbs with food and lifting and under 50% bf with exercise. repeat for 10 years, then come back and post about CEE.
     
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    Grow some fucking pubes kid.
     
  5. Patrick Bateman

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    Do some of you asshats go around telling your friends youre a "bodybuilder" becuase you post on a "fitness" web forum or what? I get the feeling tize does. Then a girl beats him up, steals his lunch money and he goes home and cries to his dad right before sucking his hairy dingleberry infested taint.
     
  6. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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  7. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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  8. Patrick Bateman

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    Even fuckin worse :rofl:
     
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    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    :x: DOOD Can I B a body builder like u patrick????
     
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    haven't seen a bateman thread here in some time. :noes: i already acknowledged i am skinny. food here i come!

    and 2 parodies of this thread created at the same time!
     
  11. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    And it's funny how your thoughts think they're right at all
    And it's funny how your cause makes no sense at all

    Lifesaver
    Let's play a little game
    Catch me later
    But make sure you'll be there late

    And it's funny how it seems you're doing things
    And its funny how you find your peace of mind

    Lifesaver
    I'm cancelling our date
    Lifesaver
    It's time you had a break

    Lifesaver
    I'm cancelling our date
    Lifesaver
    My saver
     
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    hmmm...that would have hurt, except...

    some of us don't fucking care what you think, asshole!
     
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  14. ChosenGSR

    ChosenGSR Mama always said you'd be the chosen one

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    haha, nu dayosh petka :nikko:
     
  15. Zika

    Zika My avatar is still NOT me

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    No offence bateman but in the face you look like a 12 year old girl
     
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    No offense man, but my face is gorgeous, dont even try to say its anything but.
     
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    Hpower GO GATORS

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    Fitness is mutlifaceted, you don't have to look like a body builder to be in shape. And I am sure if everyone here was a pro body builder they would not spend alot of time on the internet asking qustions because they would know alot of the answers. I don't know you I only really know everyone always says something about you in the main forum, but this just doesn't seem necessary to post, it seems imature. In fact I wish the majority of people on the internet would grow up. Cussing and calling people all kinds of names on the internet is so pointless as well as calling people out like this. It just reminds me of school yard bulling to try and make yourself feel better by putting others down. I am done.
     
  18. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    how can you even say that...like you are so ugly that its not just like 'hey man what do you think of that kid' 'yeah hes pretty ugly'....its more like your flabby pale face just jumps out of the avatar and the ugly gouges my eyes out
     
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    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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  21. Patrick Bateman

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    Hey dickgerbil, wanna do me a favor and take a lick on my nutsack? thanks in advance.
     
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    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    Hpower GO GATORS

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    Again most of the time I really do not expect normal replies or anything that makes sense, but I would like to understand why people can not make educated arguements or post that convey what they are trying to communicate in a civilized manor. I mean I am 24 and it just seems stupid to write something like that. It does not do anything, I read that and think "ok this has no bearing on what is being discussed." It does not make me angry if that is the goal, this is the internet anyone can say what they want. It just makes me wonder why?
     
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    Fuck , I keep thinking you are tize with that av.
     
  25. Patrick Bateman

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    Why? cause youre a fucking cumsanctuary, thats why.
     
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