it figures, i start working out again and then have to have surgery

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  1. KingGargantuan

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    had a stubborn kidney stone surgically ripped from my kidney last wednesday and a stent pit into my ureter (tube between kidney and bladder) to keep stuff flowing, since ureter would be swollen and unhappy.

    no lifting anything over 10lbs until it's out and it'll be out on FRIDAY HALLELUJAH! (they pull on this string that's hanging out my willy, taped to the shaft, and the other end is tied to the stent and it just pulls it out. slowly. painfully. i'll be taking one of my percosets or a dialaudid(sp))

    dunno how long after they pull it out before i can start up again. at least have to wait until i stop peeing teh bloods, i guess. which i've been doing since wednesday in varying degrees of redness.

    mebbe it's not in my destiny to lift teh weights. :noes:
     
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    form all your previous threads i really thought you had a vagina
     
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    no offense taken, noob.
     
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    j/k

    good luck with all the penor issues. Have fun with the dilaudid
     
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    thx, yea i wanted to "turn over a new leaf" on my birthday which was 2 weeks ago.

    i'll just have to postpone it another week or so.

    it's a mental thing. i liked being able to say "i havent smoked since my 31st birthday", since i quit on my 31st birthday.

    was looking forward to saying "i havent missed a workout since my 39th birthday"

    now i will say "i havent missed a workout since XXX days after my kidney stone surgery which was a week after my 39th birthday and no, im' not explaining the surgery to you because we're talking about exercise and fitness"
     
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    :hug:

    i din't have a stint when i had mine, i just had to piss it out.


    for me, the most painfull part was when it passed through the Ureter, and not the Urethra
     
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    :bowdown::rofl:
     
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    how did you get the kidney stone?
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    they can be caused by 10001 different things, you can't really pinpoint it to one cause.

    could be:
    -eating foods with too much oxalates
    -Eating foods with too much calcium
    -Too much dehydration
    -Kidney disease
     
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    creatine? :eek3:
     
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    fuck that made me cringe, when i got my appendix removed a few months back i was like can you guys NOT put a catheter in me? they put it in and removed during the sleepies. shit hurt for a few hours i couldnt pee let alone try to push it out, fucking felt like i fucked a diseased zombie hooker raw dog.

    feel better soon
     
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    yea when i started coming out of the anesteshia(sp), i was "holy cow i'm totally waking upAHHHFUCK!!" (gi joe psa ftw) the catheter was supposed to stay in for 2 days but i was like HELL NO. it wasnt supposed to hurt at all but it was burning the fuck out of the inside of my cawk and everywhere else it was touching. doc said i must have latex allergy so "go ahead and take it out" and then what seemed like eternity of nurse removing it, dragging it out, burning the shit out of insides the whole time. it was hell.

    and yea had burning to piss for a couple days. not much pain now, just annoying string hanging out my penor all the time and pissing assloads of blood and being tired as hell, maybe anemia setting in, who knows.
     
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    Dammit, it twitched just from reading that! :eek3:
     
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