Isnt it disrespectful

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  1. Franco

    Franco New Member

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    of a girl to leave her vaginal secetions all over my sheets? Like after sex she sits in a position where her vagoo is pressed against the sheets, so it leaves a white spot, I can understand if its left there during sex, but it seems this is just intentional. :wtf: do you girls do this? how should I tell this girl to get out of my bed and or to keep the sheets clean?
     
  2. teep

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    :rofl:

    every time my girlfriend and i are done there's always a mad dash to find some tissues. i'm sure it's not just her goo that's coming out. just hand her a box of tissues afterwards.
     
  3. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    it sounds to me like the answer to your question depends on how much you're paying.

    don't expect quality service without high fees.
     
  4. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    say "you're vaGOO is all over my sheet!!! get off my bed!"
     
  5. demosnat

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    :mamoru: sorry, he wouldn't have caught the joke if someone didn't bold it.
     
  6. yankeeschick14

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    we do this too :rofl: and yet somehow, we're never prepared with tissues bedside for some reason. SOOO many times socks have become the chosen victims.

    Seriously, I think you need to get over it. Its really not an intention thing, I'm sure. Just get her some tissues and plug it up, or quit your whining and do your laundry.
     
  7. Ladybug

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    ^ this.

    Throw her something to wipe off with

    or make her sleep in her goo :mamoru:
     
  8. Ladybug

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    The REAL reason you buy socks for the SO :naughty:
     
  9. demosnat

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    Ooooh are we talking about socks again?
     
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    sorry, sorry. I brought it up :mamoru:
     
  11. Franco

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    :rofl:
     
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    after seeing your multiple posts, I do not think the benefits of sex outweigh the risks for you. Perhaps you should consider celibacy. It is cleaner and no one will make you put it in their butt...which I suppose it right up there with "it's cleaner".
     
  13. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    another thing you have to take into consideration are the skin cells, sweat, and foreign bacteria that people leave behind.

    this is especially true after the two of you have completed the sex process.

    at that point, she will have rubbed a host of organic matter on your fabrics, some of which may produce an odor.

    my first gf was exactly like you in terms of her hygiene-awareness, which made sex extremely clean.

    i couldn't have asked for a more medical experience
     
  14. Franco

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    Yea. Now Im only doing it because my fuckbuddy really really wants to, and she is very hot so I kindof forget that I have to put in extra work in cleaning the sheets and whatnot...
     
  15. Franco

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    Thats why nursers are so hot amirite :squint:
     
  16. teep

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    :h5: we always wondered if other people experienced the same problem
     
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    towels are a good thing...
     
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    You're new to sex, so welcome to the dirty world. Its not as clean as it appears in the movies. Maybe you should just not have sex for a while if all this is such a problem for you, or just do it in the shower or some such place to avoid her secretions ending up on your sheets. She's a woman, her vagina needs to clean itself out from all that bacteria/cum/wetness/etc. thats just been shoved up there. Just be glad she's not a squirter and you dont have your sheets entirely saturated every time she comes.

    edit: she's your fuckbuddy, not your girlfriend, and for the life of me I cannot figure out why she would want to be fucking you if youre so uptight about this stuff. A fuckbuddy is supposed to be someone who's stress free and with whom you can just have fun...She's not your girlfriend, you dont owe her anything, so just tell her you dont like sex and then all your problems will be solved.
     
  19. Jenius

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    she left it there so you can sniff it
     
  20. Jenius

    Jenius Guest

    i didnt feel like typing all of it.

    but..

    dot.
     
  21. Ladybug

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    Everyone posting in Vag with no av should get a default sock.jpg
    that would rock.
    blessed are the sock makers.
    :rofl:
     
  22. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Are you really just talking about her juices or is it because you are having sex without a condom and cumming inside of her? If that's the case, wear a condom and quit your bitching.

    If you really are just whining that her cum is getting on your sheets than you need to get over it or get some towels. I still can't figure out if you are a troll or just a really fickle newb to sex. Either way, they are both frustrating because you need to grow up. If you want to have sex you need to know that rainbows aren't going to shoot out of her vagina.

    Put a towel down on your bed if you are this worried about your precious $13 Target sheets.
     
  23. Jenius

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    i think hes complaining about pussy juice on sheets. i like pussy juice on sheets... it hardens into a superglue-disk.. you don't want to lay on my comforter.. that bitch is like laying on a pile of superglue pancakes.

    congrats: atleast you made her wet... and possibly cum...

    wash your fucking sheets, :wackit: and cry less.
     
  24. antihero

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    how about you wash your sheets often anyway you strange and lazy bastard

    :rofl:

    oh well, at least this troll is funnier then abomb
     
  25. Ladybug

    Ladybug Guest

    Is it weird that I've never left a 'superglue pancake' on the sheets? Am I the only one around that doesn't cum in waterfalls of mucus?
     

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