Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? That song (The Penis Song, courtesy of Monty Python) inspired me to come up with a thread. So Ladies of FS... what would you do if you had a penis for a day? (And gents...if there are any... what would you do if you had a vagina for a day?) ((And if you happen to be a hermaphrodite... tell us what you do with both... )) Lets be creative, shall we? I'll go first: 1. I'd masturbate every 10 minutes and cum all over anything I could. 2. If I had foreskin, I'd do the "peebomb" in the shower. 3. I'd get out of the shower dripping wet and run into the living room and do the clean weiner dance for my SO. (For those who don't know, that involves flapping it around like it was on fire.) 4. In the same scenario, I'd then tuck it between my legs and do the "mangina". 5. Then I'd immediately turn around and show the "fruit bowl". 6. I'd spend at least an hour coming up with a good name for him and his boys. Like the Wiggleworm and the Dirtclods. 7. I'd find every opportunity during the day to walk like a pregnant woman about to give birth and tell everyone that I'm adjusting my "batwings". 8. I'd find any random woman and say "mouthify my wang" at least once during the day. 9. I'd swim naked and float on my back so that my penis would flop around like a broken dorsal fin. 10. I'd stick it in an ass (preferable female, but I only have a day, so any gender will do really.) 11. And, seeing as how I'd also have boobs (unless I did the complete changover) I'd go to the nearest porn industry building and be the tranny in a really hot porn with a really hot, sultry brunette and have her give me mindblowing, pornstar head and then I'd shoot it all over her face, making sure to get a least a little up one nostril and paste at least one of her eyes shut. I think thats about it... who's next?