Is there such a thing as "callanetics"?

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  1. BrokenHalo

    BrokenHalo New Member

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    I figured here was a good place to ask this.
    I'm a graphic designer and I'm making an ad for a fitness center.
    They used the word "callanetics" but I think they meant calisthenics.
    I checked dictionary.com... and callanetics isn't even close to a word. But I thought I would check to make sure it wasn't some crazy made-up fitness thing like "Yogalates".

    They also used the word "selectorized", so thats why I'm thinking they're just stupid.
     
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    BrokenHalo New Member

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    what is it then? and where is your proof?
    i'm not fucking around either, this ad is due shortly and I'd really like to know...
     
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    thanks for your opinion... but thats not the way we run things around here

    can someone just give me a real answer?
     
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    THATS WHY I FUCKING CAME HERE TO ASK IN THE FIRST PLACE

    so fuck you, assbag... and thanks for your help
     
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    no... but i figured that a few people who are into fitness enough as you all claim to be could help me out


    but as i see, just like the "main" OT forum has said, you all are useless fucktards who can't help anyone out without giving them some stupid muscleheaded attitude
     
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    Nitromike Abused cabbage patch kid

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    Can't base your entire opinion on Tize .. he's like the retarded friend we keep around for comic relief.
     
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    well... thanks for that.
    sorry that a few retards have to ruin your forums rep.
     
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    Nitromike Abused cabbage patch kid

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    :bash:
     
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    why are you lauging?
    is it because there is no such thing or is it because I didn't use an apostrophe and the full word reputation?

    because if you want to take me on in grammar, big boy, bring it on

    otherwise, keep your big, meaty retard tongue to yourself
     
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    :rofl:

    tize cracks me up sometimes
     
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    stop giving graphic designers a bad name in here :hs:
     
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    sorry you got shit on, I don't really see why?


    anyway they meant calisthenics, there really isn't such a thing as callanetics and most likely they are referring to some group class they offer.
     
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    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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