"Is that heavy?"

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  1. LanceUppercut

    LanceUppercut New Member

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    Preemtive Cliffs: I'm doing deads and some fat kid pisses me off.

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    Okay, so it's deadlift day, which is of course my favorite day, and everything is going good except for these loud as hell kids next to me on the smith rack. Now, I already hate them because they are children (Probably 12-14 years old) in my fuckin gym, but they took it much farther than that. These brats are doing what I can only guess is flat bench presses, but the bar is about belly button level, while screeching (Not yelling, not screaming, but screeching) with every rep. To make matters worse they are arguing over whether they are lifting 150 or 175 (There's only a ten on each side of the bar, and the thing itself can't be more than 0-15lbs). So, at this point they are pretty much just annoying as hell. But it didn't end there.
    I'm on my last set and this little fucker that looked like he stepped out of the fucking Goonies comes over and puts his hand on one of the plates I'm lifting (I'm mid-rep) and asks "Is that heavy?". :wtf: I ignore him and keep going, and after a couple of reps Chunk does it again. "Is that heavy?". At this point I'm ready to drop the fucking weight on his foot (A suggestion from Jonno [Works Cited: the pimpin panda: dude you should have moved over at the top and dropped it on his toe]) and roundhouse kick him till he's thin, but one of the kids who gets paid to stand around and do nothing actually does something. He comes over and yells at him and tells him to leave me alone. Basically, this punk pisses me off and I don't even get to stab him in the jaw. :mad:

    [​IMG] :rl: I want to kill this little fucker.
     
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    gotta love our gym
     
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    Devil I have become my terror. OT Supporter

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    is that heavy, lol
     
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    more pics of jailbait powerlifter?
     
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    you've seen as much as i've seen
     
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    Jonno, just come clean and tell them that's you in your AV.
     
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    Why would they even let little kids in your gym like that?
     
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    YMCA Cheap for a Reason.
     
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    you're supposed to be 16 but they get in somehow
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Quit being a fucking pussy and tell them to get their dirty goddamn hands off your barbell and shut the fuck up.

    The shit some of you people put up with is unreal.
     
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    seriously, i'd like to say i'd have flipped the fuck out. i know i'd be so furious i could snap his neck if there were no penalties. but i'd probably puss out too and just wait a minute and see what happens.
     
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    Fuck kids!
     
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    where in ma are you 2?
     
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    I didn't even get to rack the bar before the guy came over and made Chunk leave me alone. I will have my revenge. If by some miracle he ever does grow up and get laid, I'm gonna eat his first born child.
     
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    LanceUppercut New Member

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    Jonno and I are both from North Attleboro, but he's living with his boyfriend somewhere else lately.
     
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    Its almost more annoying to pause your set to yell at people than to just gut it out and yell at them after.
     
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    i live in north attleboro lol
     
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    gotta love march break :big grin:

    gym was a fucking crypt
     
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    Dunken Welcome to the team.

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    so, was it heavy?
     
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    well?
     
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    yea maybe it wasnt heavy. :hsughno:
     
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    :rofl:
     
  25. LanceUppercut

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    I knew this was coming eventually. I was only pulling around 275 so his question wasn't completely out of line, but still...
     
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